U.S. Navy Arms Submarines with Lasers to Counteract "Sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads." by Untactic Al February 7, Continue Reading
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Archeologists Discover Ancient Roman S.H.A.R.P. Program had Mixed Results
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USAF Leaders Impeached Following Recent Command Climate Survey
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1st Veterinarian Special Operations Group “Extracts” Punxsutawney Phil’s Genetic Code to Aid in Weather Operations
1st Veterinarian Special Operations Group "Extracts" Punxsutawney Phil's Genetic Code to Aid in Weather Operations by Untactic Al February 3, Continue Reading
Entire US Marine Corps Deployed To Fight Cononavirus, After Scientists Discover Alcohol Kills It
Entire US Marine Corps Deployed To Fight Cononavirus, After Scientists Discover Alcohol Kills It by Hugh Jashol The novel coronavirus is rampaging Continue Reading
Trump Orders Controversial “Mass Tac” Airfield Seizure Demonstration During Superbowl Halftime Show
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Deployed Army Specialist Excited for Super Bowl’s AFN Commercials
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U.S. Space Force Claims Stunning First Victory with Few Troops and No Tangible Weaponry
U.S. Space Force Claims Stunning First Victory with Few Troops and No Tangible Weaponry by Untactic Al U.S. Space Force 31 Jan 2020, Press Continue Reading
U.S. Space Force Uniform Unveiled
U.S. Space Force Uniform Unveiled by Untactic Al January 20, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. - A few days ago, Air Force officials debuted the uniform Continue Reading
DoD’s “4H Doctrine” Disrupts Insurgent Operations: Several Sheep Recommended for Purple Heart
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