by Maxwell Paddington FORT BRAGG, NC. -- Fort Bragg officials announced today that "appropriate action" will be taken against one of its Twitter Continue Reading
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Marine 2-Star Loses Rap Battle, Relieved of Command
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D. C -- Maj. Gen. Stephen Neary was relieved as head of Marine Corps Forces Europe and Africa following an Continue Reading
Psychiatrists Add “Trump Derangement Syndrome” to List of Depressive Disorders
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The American Psychiatric Association has added Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) to the 5th edition of the Continue Reading
U.S. Soldier Charged in Marriage Fraud Ring, Duped Foreign-Born Nationals into Coming to Racist Country
by Maxwell Paddington FORT BRAGG, NC -- A Fort Bragg sergeant, former soldier and 9 others were charged this week in a marriage fraud ring, Continue Reading
Trump’s Physicians Prescribe MSM Cleanse to Treat Covid
by Maxwell Paddington BETHESDA, MD. -- Doctors treating President Trump at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center have ordered a nation-wide Continue Reading
Army to Commission its First Woke Chaplain
by Maxwell Paddington FORT JACKSON, SC -- The U.S. Army will commission its first woke Chaplain (CH) this week. CH (Capt.) Pat Smith; who is also Continue Reading
Tuesday’s “Presidential Debate” Actually 90-minute Zoloft Infomercial
by Maxwell Paddington CLEVELAND, OH -- Article 107 News recently confirmed that Tuesday's presidential debate was actually a Zoloft infomericial. Continue Reading
Asteroid Nearly Misses Earth, “Trump should have done more,” says Biden Campaign
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A bus-sized asteroid flew past Earth last week. The object, known as 2020 SW, streaked just 13,000 miles Continue Reading
Biden Prepares for Tonight’s Debate by Sparring with Several Heads of Cabbage
by Maxwell Paddington CLEVELAND, OH -- In preparation for tonight's Presidential debate at Case Western Reserve University and Cleveland Clinic in Continue Reading
Air Force Opens On-Base Tattoo Parlor to Boost Morale, Mani-Pedis and Casinos May Be Next
by Maxwell Paddington NELLIS AFB, NV -- Airmen at Nellis Air Force Base, Nevada, can now enjoy the services of a tattoo parlor called the "American Continue Reading