by Maxwell Paddington
The White House announced today that the Health and Human Services department (HHS) finalized funding to dole out crack pipes to drug addicts and laptops to aspiring energy company execs as part of its ‘Hunter Biden Plan.’
The program disperses $30 million to nonprofits and local governments making drug use safer and white-collar crime more accessible to “underserved communities,” including African Americans and “LGBTQ+ persons.”
“This is a direct result of President Biden’s executive order on ‘advancing racial equity providing support for vulnerable minorities,’ said HHS spokesperson Michael Burisma. “It is against federal law to distribute or sell drug paraphernalia or receive kickbacks unless authorized by the government.”
Article 107 News reached out to Hunter Biden’s laptop who declined to comment.
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