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Two Satellites May Collide Over Pittsburgh Tonight: Republicans and Democrats Blame Each Other
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WARNING: Far Right Groups Mass-Producing “FlintGlocks” for Virginia’s “Gun-Free” 2nd Amendment Boogaloo on MLK Day
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DoD’s “4H Doctrine” Disrupts Insurgent Operations: Several Sheep Recommended for Purple Heart
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GAO Determines 95% of DoD Reports “Not Humanly Possible to Read” Due to Volume
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SpecOps New Year’s Eve “Bubble Party” with Hooters Girls Goes Terribly, Horribly, Wrong
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Wikileaks Releases “Brain Transcript” from Classified DARPA Program
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USAF Redesigns Santa’s Sleigh, Utilizes New “Red-Star” Technology
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