GAO Determines 95% of DoD Reports "Not Humanly Possible to Read" Due to Volume by Untactic Al Jan 9, 2020 In a recent GAO (U.S. Government Continue Reading
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Catastrophic “Blue on Red” Incident: Santa Claus Killed in NORAD Transponder Identification Mixup
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Algorithms Predict National Guard Mutiny Following Adoption of Virginia Democrat Gun Control Proposal
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Military Service Academies Implement Mandatory Wear of Mittens to Prevent Use of “White Power” Hand Sign
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Navy Admiral Heads Summit Leading DoD-Wide Morale Makeover… Sans Pants
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USAF Commandeers Santa Claus’ North Pole Operation, Establishes 1st Heavy Lift Aerial Squadron (HLAS)
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President Trump: Lessons in Travel Voucher Faux Pas
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