China’s President Blames COVID-19 On “Two White Guys with MAGA Hats” by Hugh Jashol May 7, 2020 BEIJING, CHINA -- Facing unprecedented backlash Continue Reading
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“Democrat-Flavored” Impeachment Pizza is a Bust, but Only Cost Them $20.20
"Democrat-Flavored" Impeachment Pizza is a Bust, but Only Cost Them $20.20 by Hugh Jashol May 6, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- That "impeachment" Continue Reading
Conservatives Flock to Closed Arizona Beaches in Support Trump’s “Resistance to Tyranny” Tweet
Conservatives Flock to Closed Arizona Beaches in Support Trump’s “Resistance to Tyranny” Tweet by Hugh Jashol May 5, 2020 NEW YORK, NY (MSNBC Continue Reading
Fort Hood COVID Cases Exceed STD Infections for the First Time Ever, Concerning Health Officials
Fort Hood COVID Cases Exceed STD Infections for the First Time Ever, Concerning Health Officials by Hugh Jashol May 3, 2020 Reported cases of Continue Reading
Joe Biden is the “Hands On” Leader America Needs in 2020
Joe Biden is the “Hands On” Leader America Needs in 2020 by Hugh Jashol April 30, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With every other serious competitor Continue Reading
“Tiger King” Joe Exotic to be Released from Prison Over Coronavirus Concerns
“Tiger King” Joe Exotic to be Released from Prison Over Coronavirus Concerns by Hugh Jashol April 27, 2020 FORT WORTH, TX -- Tiger trainer and Continue Reading
Army to Fight COVID with Reflective Belts
Army to Fight COVID with Reflective Belts by Hugh Jashol FORT MEADE, MD (Army Public Affairs Center) -- The Army, always the slowest of all the Continue Reading
Trump Directs Military to Close “Class Six” On-Post Liquor Stores Until COVID-19 War Over
Trump Directs Military to Close “Class Six” On-Post Liquor Stores Until COVID-19 War Over by Hugh Jashol President Trump has directed the closure Continue Reading
Trump Implements Highly-Restrictive Wartime “General Order #1” for Stateside Troops
Trump Implements Highly-Restrictive Wartime “General Order #1” for Stateside Troops by Hugh Jashol After declaring war on both COVID-19 and the Continue Reading
Crown Royal “Repurposing” Distilleries to Make Corona Masks
Crown Royal “Repurposing” Distilleries to Make Corona Masks by Hugh Jashol High school keg party staple Crown Royal whiskey has announced that it Continue Reading