by Maxwell Paddington In a two-pronged effort to stymie President Biden’s and VP Harris' rock-bottom approval ratings, the White House is shoring Continue Reading
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Lockheed Martin Unveils Stealth Omicron Variant in New Cold War
by Maxwell Paddington Not to be outdone by China, the U.S. has contracted with Lockheed Martin to produce a million 'Stealth Omicron' infections. Continue Reading
Fembot VP Kamala Harris Malfunctions During Interview
by Maxwell Paddington Vice President Kamala Harris sat down for an interview with TODAY’s Craig Melvin to discuss the Biden administration's Continue Reading
Vanilla Coke Now Less White in Effort to Promote Diversity
by Maxwell Paddington ATLANTA, GA -- Consistent with Coca-Cola's use of a diversity training video telling people to be 'less white' and 'less Continue Reading
‘I’m Not a Cat,’ Says Attorney, Fact-Checkers Say Otherwise
by Maxwell Paddington PRESIDIO COUNTY, TX -- Rod Ponton, a county lawyer in Presidio County, Texas, was unable to turn off the cat filter during a Continue Reading
White House Press Secretary Replaced by Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki was replaced today by a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube Continue Reading
Biden Approval Rating Tops 11,500%
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After just two weeks, Joe Biden has already reached levels of public support his predecessor can only Continue Reading
B-52s Fly Over Middle East as Iran “Executes” First Phase of COVID Vaccination Plan
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Department of Defense officials announced today that B-52 bombers flew over the Middle East as part of Continue Reading
21,000 National Guard Troops Authorized to Celebrate Biden Inauguration
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- According to the National Guard Bureau, (NGB) Army Secretary Ryan McCarthy has authorized 21,000 National Continue Reading
Thousands Storm Capitol to Claim $600 Stimulus Checks
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Thousands of Americans rushed the Capitol Building yesterday to enthusiastically claim their $600 Continue Reading