by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The latest Covid-19 relief bill includes $10M for a gender studies program aimed at assigning each word Continue Reading
The Havok Journal
Netflix Negotiates Deal with CNN, Fox News, and Others for More “Inexhaustible” Content
by Maxwell Paddington LOS GATOS, CA -- In a stunning move, Netflix signed a multi-billion dollar deal to acquire content from several media Continue Reading
CDC Recommends 70 Million Americans Test for STDs Following Election Results
ATLANTA, GA -- The CDC announced today that it modified its STD testing guidelines amid accusations that previous recommendations were bigoted, Continue Reading
Hollywood Announces Relocation to Beijing, Diversity Quotas Easier to Meet Under One China Policy
by Maxwell Paddington HOLLYWOOD, CA -- “The Big Six,” movie studios: 20th Century Fox, Paramount Pictures, Warner Bros., Universal Pictures, Continue Reading
Merriam-Webster Updates Entry on ‘Gaffe’ a Week Before Election
by Maxwell Paddington SPRINGFIELD, MA -- Merriam-Webster updated its definition and usage guidelines of the term "gaffe" to say its use is "widely Continue Reading
Fort Bragg Employee to Address Unconscious Bias Regarding Naked Woman Photo
by Maxwell Paddington FORT BRAGG, NC. -- Fort Bragg officials announced today that "appropriate action" will be taken against one of its Twitter Continue Reading
Marine 2-Star Loses Rap Battle, Relieved of Command
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D. C -- Maj. Gen. Stephen Neary was relieved as head of Marine Corps Forces Europe and Africa following an Continue Reading
Psychiatrists Add “Trump Derangement Syndrome” to List of Depressive Disorders
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The American Psychiatric Association has added Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) to the 5th edition of the Continue Reading
U.S. Soldier Charged in Marriage Fraud Ring, Duped Foreign-Born Nationals into Coming to Racist Country
by Maxwell Paddington FORT BRAGG, NC -- A Fort Bragg sergeant, former soldier and 9 others were charged this week in a marriage fraud ring, Continue Reading
Trump’s Physicians Prescribe MSM Cleanse to Treat Covid
by Maxwell Paddington BETHESDA, MD. -- Doctors treating President Trump at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center have ordered a nation-wide Continue Reading