Senators' Comments Offer Rare Inside Look at Continuing Resolutions by Untactic AlSeptember 19, 2019As the deadline approaches for passage of the Continuing … [Read more...]
F-35D Variant Eyed as Replacement for A-10 Warthog
F-35D Variant Eyed as Replacement for A-10 Warthog by Untactic AlSeptember 18, 2019NATIONAL HARBOR, MD - Air Force Association Annual Convention – In a rare … [Read more...]
Secret U.S. Drone Program Ends Up in Crapper
Secret U.S. Drone Program Ends Up in Crapper by Untactic AlSeptember 17, 2019WASHINGTON, D.C. – Article 107 News obtained recently declassified documents … [Read more...]
Diversion of Bullets for Combat Operations Creates Big Problems
Diversion of Bullets for Combat Operations Creates Big Problems by Untactic AlSeptember 16, 2019WASHINGTON, D.C. - The DoD went into a massive panic today … [Read more...]
Commissaries Soon to Carry Transgender Feminine Hygiene Products
Commissaries Soon to Carry Transgender Feminine Hygiene Products by Untactic AlSeptember 15, 2019FORT LEE, VA - In a groundbreaking decision, the Defense … [Read more...]
Boobs or Braces: Servicemembers Faced with Tough Decisions
Boobs or Braces: Servicemembers Faced with Tough Decisions by Untactic AlSeptember 14, 2019DAVIS-MONTHAN AFB, AZ - The U.S. military has been hit with a … [Read more...]
Air Force’s Reviews of Trump’s Turnberry Golf Resort Are Not Exactly Glowing
Air Force's Reviews of Trump's Turnberry Golf Resort Are Not Exactly Glowing by Untactic AlSeptember 13, 2019TURNBERRY, GIRVAN (UK) - It was recently … [Read more...]
USAF Band Leader Relieved of Command
USAF Band Leader Relieved of Command by Untactic AlSeptember 12, 2019JOINT BASE ANACOSTIA-BOLLING AFB, WASHINGTON, D.C. - It was announced today that Air … [Read more...]
Not To Be Outdone By Tennessee’s .50 Caliber Barrett Rifle, Alabama Announces Their State Firearm Is the Stinger Missile
Not To Be Outdone By Tennessee's .50 Caliber Barrett Rifle, Alabama Announces Their State Firearm Is the Stinger Missile by Hugh Jashol and Noah WardSeptember … [Read more...]
Tricare Agrees To Pay for Penis Enlargements
Tricare Agrees To Pay for Penis Enlargements by Connie LinguistSeptember 8, 2019FT. BRAGG, NC - “It’s madness, just pure madness!” cried Dawn Ranged, a … [Read more...]
“Deployr”: Veteran Rolls Out Dating App for Deployed Service Members
Deployr: Veteran Rolls Out Dating App for Deployed Service Members by Paul J. O’LearySeptember 7, 2019CAMP ARIFJAN, KUWAIT - Jesse Heitman, a former … [Read more...]
Department of Defense Changes .mil Domain to .milf
Department of Defense Changes .mil Domain to .milf by Hugh JasholSeptember 5, 2019AUSTIN, TX - At a recent cyber-security conference in Arlington, … [Read more...]
BOHICA: North Carolina National Guard “Blue Falcons” Its Soldiers
BOHICA: North Carolina National Guard "Blue Falcons" Its Soldiers by Hugh JasholSeptember 4, 2019Highly placed officials at the North Carolina Army … [Read more...]
Tape of General Dempsey’s American Idol Audition Surfaces Online
Tape of General Dempsey's American Idol Audition Surfaces Online by Noah WardSeptember 3, 2019LOS ANGELES, CA - Earlier today anonymous sources leaked … [Read more...]
Axe Body Spray To Launch “Realistic” Line of Deodorant Sprays Specifically for Veterans
Axe Body Spray To Launch "Realistic" Line of Deodorant Sprays Specifically for Veterans by Hugh JasholSeptember 3, 2019ENGLEWOOD CLIFFS, NJ - Taking a … [Read more...]
Rocky Balboa Wins $45M Lawsuit Against CrossFit
Rocky Balboa Wins $45M Lawsuit Against CrossFit by Hugh JasholSeptember 3, 2019PHILADELPHIA, PA - Today marks the conclusion of a decades-long legal … [Read more...]
Hurricane Dorian Avoids “Cockburn,” Still On Track To Plow into the Carolinas Raw and Hard
Hurricane Dorian Avoids “Cockburn,” Still On Track To Plow into the Carolinas Raw and Hard by Hugh JasholSeptember 1, 2019SILVER SPRING, MD - Hurricane … [Read more...]
In Rare Post-Shooting Congressional Compromise, Bipartisan Political Effort Manages To Ban One Particularly Lethal Ammo Type
In Rare Post-Shooting Congressional Compromise, Bipartisan Political Effort Manages To Ban One Particularly Lethal Ammo Type by Hugh JasholAugust 24, … [Read more...]
North Carolina Marine Wins New Jersey Powerball; You Won’t Believe What He Did with the Money!
North Carolina Marine Wins New Jersey Powerball; You Won't Believe What He Did with the Money! by Hugh JasholAugust 22, 2019CAMP LEJEUNE, NC - Lance … [Read more...]
Cro-Dependa: A New Breed of Military Spouse
Cro-Dependa: A New Breed of Military Spouse by Connie LinguistAugust 21, 2019The traditional Dependapotamus, the overweight, always-pregnant, Coach-purse … [Read more...]