Government Employees Now "Not Working" from Home Instead of at Work by Hugh Jashol WASHINGTON, D.C. - Tens of thousands of "non-essential" government workers … [Read more...]
California is First State to Declare Itself a Coronavirus Sanctuary
California is First State to Declare Itself a Coronavirus Sanctuary by Maxwell Paddington March 20, 2020 SACRAMENTO, CA - California governor Gavin Newsom … [Read more...]
Coronavirus Traced to Beer, Pizza and “Special” Garlic Dipping Sauce from Wuhan China
Coronavirus Traced to Beer, Pizza and "Special" Garlic Dipping Sauce from Wuhan China by Untactic Al March 16, 2020 Unless you are living in a cave at the … [Read more...]
Awkward Specialist Spends 4-Day Weekend in Barracks
Awkward Specialist Spends 4-Day Weekend in Barracks by Hugh Jashol February 15, 2020 FT. HOOD, TX - Saying that he was "totally cool" with the situation … [Read more...]
Valentine’s Day Ruined by Fort Bragg Prostitution Sting
Valentine's Day Ruined by Fort Bragg Prostitution Sting by Hugh Jashol February 14, 2020 FORT BRAGG, NC - Following up on earlier reports by the … [Read more...]
Lawsuits vs. Military Spouses Surge as the Dependapotamus Competes with Cro-Dependas for Resources
Lawsuits vs. Military Spouses Surge as the Dependapotamus Competes with Cro-Dependas for Resources by Untactic Al February 11, 2020 Newly minted Army male … [Read more...]
U.S. Navy Arms Submarines with Lasers to Counteract “Sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads.”
U.S. Navy Arms Submarines with Lasers to Counteract "Sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads." by Untactic Al February 7, 2020 According to a recent … [Read more...]
Archeologists Discover Ancient Roman S.H.A.R.P. Program had Mixed Results
Archeologists Discover Ancient Roman S.H.A.R.P. Program had Mixed Results by Untactic Al February 6, 2020. In late 2019 Italian archaeologists uncovered a … [Read more...]
USAF Leaders Impeached Following Recent Command Climate Survey
USAF Leaders Impeached Following Recent Command Climate Survey by Untactic Al February 3, 2020 JOINT BASE LANGLEY-EUSTIS, VA (1st Fighter Wing) - Shockwaves … [Read more...]
1st Veterinarian Special Operations Group “Extracts” Punxsutawney Phil’s Genetic Code to Aid in Weather Operations
1st Veterinarian Special Operations Group "Extracts" Punxsutawney Phil's Genetic Code to Aid in Weather Operations by Untactic Al February 3, 2020 From the … [Read more...]
Trump to lead Thunderbird Super Bowl Flyover
Trump to lead Thunderbird Super Bowl Flyover by Chris Lemay February 2, 2020 HOUSTON, TX - White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced a short time ago … [Read more...]
Entire US Marine Corps Deployed To Fight Cononavirus, After Scientists Discover Alcohol Kills It
Entire US Marine Corps Deployed To Fight Cononavirus, After Scientists Discover Alcohol Kills It by Hugh Jashol The novel coronavirus is rampaging throughout … [Read more...]
Trump Orders Controversial “Mass Tac” Airfield Seizure Demonstration During Superbowl Halftime Show
Trump Orders Controversial "Mass Tac" Airfield Seizure Demonstration During Superbowl Halftime Show by Hugh Jashol It's official: in a record-setting first, the … [Read more...]
Deployed Army Specialist Excited for Super Bowl’s AFN Commercials
Deployed Army Specialist Excited for Super Bowl’s AFN Commercials by Chris Lemay February 1, 2020 BAGRAM AIR BASE, AFGHANISTAN - The Super Bowl, to its many … [Read more...]
U.S. Space Force Claims Stunning First Victory with Few Troops and No Tangible Weaponry
U.S. Space Force Claims Stunning First Victory with Few Troops and No Tangible Weaponry by Untactic Al U.S. Space Force 31 Jan 2020, Press Release Gen Buzz … [Read more...]
Two Satellites May Collide Over Pittsburgh Tonight: Republicans and Democrats Blame Each Other
Two Satellites May Collide Over Pittsburgh Tonight: Republicans and Democrats Blame Each Other by Untactic Al January 29, 2020 It was reported today that two … [Read more...]
Democrats Add “Trademark Infringement” To Trump Impeachment Over New “Space Force” Logo
Democrats Add "Trademark Infringement" To Trump Impeachment Over New "Space Force" Logo by Hugh Jashol Prospects of a Trump acquittal in the ongoing impeachment … [Read more...]
CNN Decries Virginia Second Amendment Protest As “Worst Far-Right Extremism Ever”
CNN Decries Virginia Second Amendment Protest As "Worst Far-Right Extremism Ever" by Hugh Jashol (Richmond, VA) CNN anchors are in mourning after Monday's huge … [Read more...]
U.S. Space Force Uniform Unveiled
U.S. Space Force Uniform Unveiled by Untactic Al January 20, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. - A few days ago, Air Force officials debuted the uniform design for the … [Read more...]
WARNING: Far Right Groups Mass-Producing “FlintGlocks” for Virginia’s “Gun-Free” 2nd Amendment Boogaloo on MLK Day
WARNING: Far Right Groups Mass-Producing "FlintGlocks" for Virginia's "Gun-Free" 2nd Amendment Boogaloo on MLK Day by Hugh Jashol Far-right extremists from … [Read more...]