U.S. Navy Arms Submarines with Lasers to Counteract "Sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads." by Untactic Al February 7, Continue Reading
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Archeologists Discover Ancient Roman S.H.A.R.P. Program had Mixed Results
Archeologists Discover Ancient Roman S.H.A.R.P. Program had Mixed Results by Untactic Al February 6, 2020. In late 2019 Italian Continue Reading
USAF Leaders Impeached Following Recent Command Climate Survey
USAF Leaders Impeached Following Recent Command Climate Survey by Untactic Al February 3, 2020 JOINT BASE LANGLEY-EUSTIS, VA (1st Fighter Wing) Continue Reading
1st Veterinarian Special Operations Group “Extracts” Punxsutawney Phil’s Genetic Code to Aid in Weather Operations
1st Veterinarian Special Operations Group "Extracts" Punxsutawney Phil's Genetic Code to Aid in Weather Operations by Untactic Al February 3, Continue Reading
U.S. Space Force Claims Stunning First Victory with Few Troops and No Tangible Weaponry
U.S. Space Force Claims Stunning First Victory with Few Troops and No Tangible Weaponry by Untactic Al U.S. Space Force 31 Jan 2020, Press Continue Reading
Two Satellites May Collide Over Pittsburgh Tonight: Republicans and Democrats Blame Each Other
Two Satellites May Collide Over Pittsburgh Tonight: Republicans and Democrats Blame Each Other by Untactic Al January 29, 2020 It was reported Continue Reading
U.S. Space Force Uniform Unveiled
U.S. Space Force Uniform Unveiled by Untactic Al January 20, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. - A few days ago, Air Force officials debuted the uniform Continue Reading
DoD’s “4H Doctrine” Disrupts Insurgent Operations: Several Sheep Recommended for Purple Heart
DoD's "4H Doctrine" Disrupts Insurgent Operations: Several Sheep Recommended for Purple Heart by Untactic Al Jan 10, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. - Continue Reading
GAO Determines 95% of DoD Reports “Not Humanly Possible to Read” Due to Volume
GAO Determines 95% of DoD Reports "Not Humanly Possible to Read" Due to Volume by Untactic Al Jan 9, 2020 In a recent GAO (U.S. Government Continue Reading
Wikileaks Releases “Brain Transcript” from Classified DARPA Program
Wikileaks Releases "Brain Transcript" from Classified DARPA Program by Untactic Al January 1, 2020 Unnamed sources leaked sensitive data Continue Reading