USAF Redesigns Santa's Sleigh, Utilizes New "Red-Star" Stealth Technology by Untactic Al December 31, 2019 According to Popular Mechanics the Continue Reading
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Media Outlets Panic as Lack of News May Force Thousands of Important, Well-educated People to Find Regular Low-Paying Jobs
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Catastrophic “Blue on Red” Incident: Santa Claus Killed in NORAD Transponder Identification Mixup
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Algorithms Predict National Guard Mutiny Following Adoption of Virginia Democrat Gun Control Proposal
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Military Service Academies Implement Mandatory Wear of Mittens to Prevent Use of “White Power” Hand Sign
Military Service Academies Implement Mandatory Wear of Mittens to Prevent Use of "White Power" Hand Sign by Untactic Al December 21, Continue Reading
Navy Admiral Heads Summit Leading DoD-Wide Morale Makeover… Sans Pants
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USAF Commandeers Santa Claus’ North Pole Operation, Establishes 1st Heavy Lift Aerial Squadron (HLAS)
USAF Commandeers Santa Claus' North Pole Operation, Establishes 1st Heavy Lift Aerial Squadron (HLAS) by Untactic Al December 14, 2019 THULE, Continue Reading
President Trump: Lessons in Travel Voucher Faux Pas
President Trump: Lessons in Travel Voucher Faux Pas by Untactic Al December 13, 2019 WASHINGTON, D.C. – Article 107 News stopped at El Leakos Continue Reading
President Trump Shows Appreciation to Afghanistan Troops “Mar-a-Lago Style”
President Trump Shows Appreciation to Afghanistan Troops "Mar-a-Lago Style" by Untactic Al December 2, 2019 WASHINGTON D.C. - Most people are Continue Reading
U.S. Military Dining Facility Winning Hearts and Minds in Afghanistan, Results in U.N. Biological Warfare Investigation
U.S. Military Dining Facility Winning Hearts and Minds in Afghanistan, Results in U.N. Biological Warfare Investigation by Untactic Al November Continue Reading