The Most American Thing You’ll See All Week
by Hugh Jashol
July 1, 2020
WASHINGTON D.C. – The Fourth of July is upon us, and with it, a whole lot of #America. But even with all of the pure awesomeness that goes on in celebration of America’s very own #Brexit, I’m pretty sure this all-American sendup of the movie “300” is going to be the Most American Thing You’ll Watch All Week.
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“Tonight, we dine in…Virginia!”
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