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- Jussie Smollett Relieved His Attacker Is Finally Behind Bars
- U.S. Imports Truckloads of Freedom from Canada
- Rumble Offers Joe Biden $100 Million for Bill of Rights
- Dems ‘Hunter Biden Plan’ Distributes Crack Pipes and Laptops to Promote ‘Racial Equity’
- Joe Rogan Commits Seppuku Over N-Word Use, Blasted by Left for Cultural Appropriation
- Kamala Harris’ Speechwriter Departs, Who Will Write Her Next Iconic Speech?
- Study shows COVID Lockdowns had ‘little to no effect’ on mortality rate–Mainstream Media 84% more virulent
- Washington Football Team unveils new name: The Commandeers
- Apple Releases New “VetBod” Emojis For iPhone
- The Betsy Ross Legacy: The DD-214 Blankie Company
- After Afghanistan: An Exclusive With Hamid Karzi
- Taliban Refuse to Sign for Issued Military Equipment
- Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
- Obama’s Birthday Bash
- Vanilla Coke Now Less White in Effort to Promote Diversity
- ‘I’m Not a Cat,’ Says Attorney, Fact-Checkers Say Otherwise
- Netflix Negotiates Deal with CNN, Fox News, and Others for More “Inexhaustible” Content
- Hollywood Announces Relocation to Beijing, Diversity Quotas Easier to Meet Under One China Policy
- Antifa & BLM Super PAC Donates 200 TVs, 500 Nike Sneakers & 3 Statues to Biden Campaign
- Democrats Reform into “Ad Hominem” Party
- Heroes Battle “Injustice League of Woke America” in Zack Snyder Cut
- Air Force Deploys Next Generation Drone: The MQ “Peaceful Protestor”
- After “BLM” Moment, Goodyear Tires Recalled for Pulling Hard to the Left
- Experts Determine Obama So White-Washed by Media, No Longer Considered First Black President
- COVID-19 Found in Semen: CDC Recommends Couples Maintain Minimum 6-inches of Social Distancing
- Woke University Determines World War II was “Mostly Peaceful” Conflict
- PC Tools are All the Rage
- Biden Narrowly Wins Argument with Trump Mannequin, Dem Strategists Say “No Need” for Further Debates
- Biden “Gaffes” Decoded by NSA, Determined to be Family Recipe for Delicious Word Salad
- At Last! The World is Finally Awokening to Cancel Culture
- The Most American Thing You’ll See All Week
- Surgeon General Issues New Warning: Quitting U.S. News Media Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health
- U.S. Military Bases to be Renamed after Disney Princesses
- Democrats Accused of Cultural Appropriation by “Insomniacs,” a New Far Left Movement
- 2020 U.S. Census Abolishes Racial Demographics, Replaces “Race” with “American”
- Mr. Biggles Revealed as “Defund the Police” Mastermind, Part of Plan to Install Adorable Fascist Regime
- Supreme Court Designates Straight White Males a Protected Group
- World Health Organization Acknowledges “Violent Rioting” Totally Cures COVID-19, NC Public Health Officials Demonstrate Proper Self-Application
- Minneapolis Mayor Limits Looters to 25 Per Store, Citing COVID Concerns
- Mississippi Mayor Resigns Amid Outrage Over George Floyd Comments, “I will always surrender to the mob mentality”
- Pro-Police Demonstrations Erupt in Minneapolis and Los Angeles, Showcase Life without Law Enforcement
- As India Curries U.S. Favor, Chinese Takeout Military Action along Contested Border
- TMZ & National Enquirer Get White House Press Corps Passes, Trump Retweets “Truth Bombs”
- Biden Again Denies ’93 Tara Reade Assault, Insists He was “giving directions to the Capitol subway”
- Army Unveils New, Controversial Footwear Line
- Commander WAY Too Excited to Play Nothing but AC/DC at Brigade Run Tomorrow
- New Army Study Shows Chaplains are Mostly Useless
- Democrats Push Bill Abolishing Military’s Physical Fitness and Height-Weight Standards, Vow No More “Fat Shaming”
- Top Ten Ways the Military Can Support Elizabeth Warren’s Directive to Go Green
- California Gov. Gavin Newsom Seeks $1 Trillion in Federal Aid to Install Virtue Signals at all 4-Way Stops
- Defense Department Designates Strippers, Pawn Shops, Used Car Dealers “Essential Personnel”
- After Venezuela Debacle, Silvercorp Wins Contract to Provide Army SERE Instructors
- New Blue-State Government COVID Guidelines Include Blindfolds, Earmuffs
- Quarantine Got You Down? Take a Peek Inside the Mind of Untactic Al
- Trump Issues New Emancipation Proclamation Freeing Citizens in California, Minnesota, Michigan and Virginia
- Russia Today and Chinese Communist Party Enter Bidding War to Acquire CNN & MSNBC
- Bernie Sanders: The Only Thing to Sell Out Faster Than Toilet Paper During COVID-19
- Cop Wrongfully Fired for Negligence During School Shooting Gets Job Back with Pay, Awarded for Saving Own Life and 3 Officers
- Army to Commission “Virtual Warrior” Officers for New “E-Sports” Branch
- Biden Unmasked in Michael Flynn Investigation, Claims He “Would Have Gotten Away with it Too if it Hadn’t Been for that Meddling Trump Win”
- #YouToo? We Should “Believe All Women”: Unless They Accuse Democrats
- Gallup Poll Shows White House Spokesmodel Kayleigh McEnany “Designed by Nature to Enrage MSNBC Viewers”
- Army Study: “Not Even COVID-19 Likes Fort Bragg”
- Trump Slaps 25% Tariff on China’s Top Export: COVID-19
- After Attack on Mercy Hospital Ship, Navy to Add “Anti-Train” Weapons Systems to All Ships
- Bipartisan Support for Death Penalty After Re-Designated “Late-Term After Birth Abortion”
- Millions of Liberals Around the Country Refuse to Accept “Trump Money” Stimulus Checks
- Hallmark Debuts Trans-Mother’s Day Cards: “This Really Opens Up the Market,” Says Executive
- Low Texas COVID Rate Credited to High Rate of Gun Ownership: “Texans Know How to Protect Themselves,” Says Governor
- During COVID-19, Liberals Keep in Shape with Mental Gymnastics
- House Intelligence Committee Chairman “Schiffing His Pants” as Officials Clear Transcripts Affirming No Trump Campaign Collusion
- China’s President Blames COVID-19 On “Two White Guys with MAGA Hats”
- “Democrat-Flavored” Impeachment Pizza is a Bust, but Only Cost Them $20.20
- Mattel Releases New “Petty Dictator Barbie” in Honor of Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer
- Conservatives Flock to Closed Arizona Beaches in Support Trump’s “Resistance to Tyranny” Tweet
- While Al Sharpton Presses for Black V.P., Biden Asks: “What color ‘being qualified for a job’ is?”
- NYT Wins Pulitzer Prize for Objective Reporting, Declares Bankruptcy Next Day
- Biden Denies Sexual Assault Allegation: “I Love American Pie as Much as the Next Guy, but Never Met Tara Reid”
- Fort Hood COVID Cases Exceed STD Infections for the First Time Ever, Concerning Health Officials
- COVID Zombification of America: From Huddled Masses to Waddling Asses
- Cheerleader for MLK: Rep. Maxine Waters Demands Affirmative Action for White Athletes Drafted by NBA and NFL
- Joe Biden is the “Hands On” Leader America Needs in 2020
- Pentagon’s “Unidentified Aerial Phenomena” Determined to be “COVID Clusters” as Virus Adapts to Better Protect Itself
- Biden Chooses V.P. “Formerly Known as Bruce” after Tanning Injections
- U.N. Chief Complains “Everyone is Kung Flu Fighting,” Calls for Solidarity Amid COVID Crisis
- “Tiger King” Joe Exotic to be Released from Prison Over Coronavirus Concerns
- AOC Calls for National Work Boycott, Congress’ IQ Average Rises 30 Points
- AOC Endorses Joe Biden as the Touchy-Feely Politician America Needs Right Now
- Denver’s COVID-19 Freedom Fighters Bravely Confront Dangerous, Potentially Infectious Healthcare Workers
- ACLU Sues Chinese Lab for Releasing “Flagrantly Racist” COVID-19 Virus
- Trump Directs Military to Close “Class Six” On-Post Liquor Stores Until COVID-19 War Over
- Trump Implements Highly-Restrictive Wartime “General Order #1” for Stateside Troops
- Crown Royal “Repurposing” Distilleries to Make Corona Masks
- Country Outraged to Learn Trump’s Military Hospital Ships Contain Only Motrin, Extra Socks
- National Guard Members Supporting Corona Fight Thrilled to Learn They’re “Not the Military”
- COVID Casualty: Hooters Switches to Delivery-Only; Changes Name to “Knockers”
- Army’s New “AIM 3.0” Assignment Process Only has Options for Ft. Polk and Ft. Bliss
- California is First State to Declare Itself a Coronavirus Sanctuary
- Coronavirus Traced to Beer, Pizza and “Special” Garlic Dipping Sauce from Wuhan China
- Awkward Specialist Spends 4-Day Weekend in Barracks
- Valentine’s Day Ruined by Fort Bragg Prostitution Sting
- The Fighter Pilot’s Valentine Day Gift Guide
- Lawsuits vs. Military Spouses Surge as the Dependapotamus Competes with Cro-Dependas for Resources
- U.S. Navy Arms Submarines with Lasers to Counteract “Sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads.”
- Archeologists Discover Ancient Roman S.H.A.R.P. Program had Mixed Results
- USAF Leaders Impeached Following Recent Command Climate Survey
- 1st Veterinarian Special Operations Group “Extracts” Punxsutawney Phil’s Genetic Code to Aid in Weather Operations
- Trump to lead Thunderbird Super Bowl Flyover
- Entire US Marine Corps Deployed To Fight Cononavirus, After Scientists Discover Alcohol Kills It
- Trump Orders Controversial “Mass Tac” Airfield Seizure Demonstration During Superbowl Halftime Show
- Deployed Army Specialist Excited for Super Bowl’s AFN Commercials
- U.S. Space Force Claims Stunning First Victory with Few Troops and No Tangible Weaponry
- Two Satellites May Collide Over Pittsburgh Tonight: Republicans and Democrats Blame Each Other
- U.S. Space Force Uniform Unveiled
- WARNING: Far Right Groups Mass-Producing “FlintGlocks” for Virginia’s “Gun-Free” 2nd Amendment Boogaloo on MLK Day
- DoD’s “4H Doctrine” Disrupts Insurgent Operations: Several Sheep Recommended for Purple Heart
- GAO Determines 95% of DoD Reports “Not Humanly Possible to Read” Due to Volume
- SpecOps New Year’s Eve “Bubble Party” with Hooters Girls Goes Terribly, Horribly, Wrong
- Wikileaks Releases “Brain Transcript” from Classified DARPA Program
- USAF Redesigns Santa’s Sleigh, Utilizes New “Red-Star” Technology
- Media Outlets Panic as Lack of News May Force Thousands of Important, Well-educated People to Find Regular Low-Paying Jobs
- Catastrophic “Blue on Red” Incident: Santa Claus Killed in NORAD Transponder Identification Mixup
- Algorithms Predict National Guard Mutiny Following Adoption of Virginia Democrat Gun Control Proposal
- Military Service Academies Implement Mandatory Wear of Mittens to Prevent Use of “White Power” Hand Sign
- Navy Admiral Heads Summit Leading DoD-Wide Morale Makeover… Sans Pants
- USAF Commandeers Santa Claus’ North Pole Operation, Establishes 1st Heavy Lift Aerial Squadron (HLAS)
- President Trump: Lessons in Travel Voucher Faux Pas
- Hurricane Combat: Who Is the Real Enemy?
- Donald Trump’s Nuclear Button Is Way Bigger Than Yours
- In a Surprise Move, Senior Officials at the U.S. State Department say, “F— This S—“
- Canada Announces Plans To Build Wall Keeping Out Those Threatening To Move North If Trump Elected; Politely Asks U.S. To Pay For It
- At West Point, Vice President Pence Usurps Constitutional Authority with Amnesty Plan
- Congress Awards $100M To Air Force Captain Who Sexually Identifies as F-35
- Army in Crisis: “We Fired Everyone Who Knew How To Do PowerPoint”
- “Ask the Barracks Lawyer #2:” When You Drop Your Sidearm into the Port-O-Pottie
- Ask The Barracks Lawyer #1: “Don’t Believe Anything You Hear At West Point”
- Posers of the World, Unite!
- President Trump Shows Appreciation to Afghanistan Troops “Mar-a-Lago Style”
- Veterans Shocked To Learn That Millions of Liberals Suddenly Care About Who Joins the U.S. Military
- PAO Cancels 2020 Division Commander Pin-Up Calendar
- Bergdahl Identifies as “Trans-Innocent”
- U.S. Military Dining Facility Winning Hearts and Minds in Afghanistan, Results in U.N. Biological Warfare Investigation
- Secretive Army Special Mission Unit Offers Support to Leftist Overthrow of Trump Administration
- CentCom Commander Outlines Strategic Implications of Pull-Out Method in Syria
- Washington Burns as Senate Infighting Continues
- The Real Reason the Navy, Not Air Force, Got the First Air-To-Air Kill Since Desert Storm
- Company Commander Shocked To Learn That His Brilliant New Battlefield Technique Is Actually 28 Year-Old Doctrine
- SERE Holding Barracks Named After Bergdahl
- Westboro Baptist Church to Protest Oregon Militia Funeral
- OPINION: Maybe We Are Being a Little Hard on General David Petraeus
- Drop In Recruit Quality: Army, Marine Corps Now Required To Issue Basic Trainees Lightweight, Gender-Neutral, “Velcro” Boots
- Iran Releases U.S. Hostages After Realizing They Are Seamen
- Review: ‘The Finest Hours’ Best Coast Guard Film Not Starring Ashton Kutcher
- Sequestration Hits the Islamic State
- Tim Kennedy to Fight ISIS in Octagon
- Reservist Battalion Suffers 60% Attrition During Mojave Viper Exercise
- SEALs Raid Wurlitzer International
- U.S. Army Looks to AI to Offset Waning “Human Capability”
- White House Issues Executive Order – Navy Will Be Restored To Post-WW2 Warship Strength.
- $400,000 “Bug” in F-35 Helmets Linked to Firefly Booty Calls
- 27 Dead After Clinton Attacks Sanders in Iowa
- Hillary Clinton Flees Federal Indictment
- Pentagon Issues Shocking Poncho Liner Recall; Well-Loved “Woobie” Now Banned
- Mistaken Identity: Hipster Lives Matter
- Chemlight Dinners and Ranger Panties: The Unforeseen Dangers of Women in Combat Arms
- Army to Award “The Gay is OK” Ribbon To Entire Force
- Sean Penn Awarded “Informant of the Year” by FBI for El Chapo Capture
- U.S. Special Forces Under Investigation for Murder of Rare Afghan Lion
- President Trump Deploys Troops to the Middle East…and Historical Battefields
- “SCIF Spray: It’s Like National Security, in a Can!”
- Aging, Long-Forgotten General Has Opinion On “The Gays”
- JSOC Targeting Demands Drive Drones to Suicide
- Shockingly, Air Force Student Pilot Realizes “He Already Knows All This”
- President Trump Orders Afghanistan Assignments To Become Three-Year, “Accompanied” Tours
- Soldier Thrilled to Find Porn Stash Still at Bagram
- Urinals on the Wane
- SpecOps Headquarters Evacuated After Discovery of Foreign-Made “Nuclear Energy / Radiological Fallout” Device
- U.S. Army Major Able To Return To the Field for First Time in 5 Years
- U.S. Department of Justice to Prosecute Troops for Purchase, Possession of “Downrange DVDs”
- Outrage as Captive Human Killed in Ape City Zoo
- Supreme Court Upholds Constitutional Right To Conduct NCO Business
- Special Operations Command To Open Massive New Library Featuring Nothing But Books By SEALs
- West Point Kicks Well-Loved Mule Mascot To The Curb. You Won’t BELIEVE What They Chose To Replace It.
- U.S. Military Unable to Locate Rogue General in Pentagon
- 101st Soldier Faces Challenges After Not Losing Limb in Combat
- “Navy, Grow With Us”: Following Nationwide Fashion Trend, US Navy Changes Motto, Allows “Full-Bodied” Service Members
- Air Force Retires 8-inch Floppy Disks from Nation’s Nuclear Missile Network
- SCANDAL: Former Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl Recognized By President Obama As “Most Deployed Soldier,” Promoted To Staff Sergeant
- North Korea Exposes Its Tiny “Missile” To The World
- Air Force Military Trainee Discharged after “Three Long, Horrible, Eternity-in-Hell Days”
- Vet-Owned “Tactical Tonka” Filled with…What?
- Army Ranger Hospitalized After “Having Balls Literally Smoked Off”
- Air Force “Joke” Turns the Tide in Afghan War
- Sergeant Major Fired For Sending Typo-Free Email
- Enlistment for American Foreign Legion exceeds U.S. Army
- Supreme Court To Decide Who Actually Shot Bin Laden
- Going Full ‘Screaming Eagle’: 101st Uses Gliders on Deployment
- Naval Academy Professor Manages To Protest His Own Job
- Best Chemical Officer in Army Spends Day Weeping at Desk
- Caitlin Jenner To Enlist with “Option 40” Contract, Will Be One of the Few Females in Ranger Regiment
- Delta Force Now Recruits Directly from Facebook
- Salty Marine Lance Corporal Totally Hates His Brand New, Totally Competent Lieutenant
- Army Unveils “Class VI” MRE Line; Soldiers Still Complain
- CENTCOM Wargame Accidentally Turns into Dungeons & Dragons Session
- GSA Scrambles to Fill Flashlight Orders: Solicits Customer Feedback in Search of Cause for Skyrocketing Demand
- American Tacticool Council Releases 2020 Fashion Guidelines
- Army Times Names Killeen, Texas Best Place to Marry a Stripper
- “Homeless Man” Kicked Out of Special Forces Barracks Was Actually…a Special Forces Soldier
- DLI To Begin Teaching Fantasy Languages
- Trump’s Pentagon to U.S. Army: “No More HOTCHiCs”
- Rakkasan E-4 Anticipates Fame with Article 15 Clothing
- Air Force “Phit Bite” Program Ensures 100% Compliance with Enlisted Physical Fitness Standards
- No Qualified Commanders for Fledgling U.S. Space Force
- Navy Admiral Strategically Places Fleet at Pen Island To Avoid Sea Castration
- General Slashes Nuclear Missile Launch Authority Red Tape
- Nobel Peace Prize Now a Required Benchmark for Enlisted U.S. Air Force Promotions
- Humble USAF Academy Grad Awarded Bronze Star: Leads Service-Wide Search for Missing F-Bombs
- Arlington Guards Forced To Protect Themselves against “Cup Checks”
- Marine Recon Unit Found Alive After Two Weeks Lost in Charleston, SC
- Kim Jong-un Orders Annual Mandatory Training for DPRK Forces
- Joking Banned at Pentagon in Sweeping Memo
- Senators’ Comments Offer Rare Inside Look at Continuing Resolutions
- F-35D Variant Eyed as Replacement for A-10 Warthog
- Secret U.S. Drone Program Ends Up in Crapper
- Diversion of Bullets for Combat Operations Creates Big Problems
- Commissaries Soon to Carry Transgender Feminine Hygiene Products
- Boobs or Braces: Servicemembers Faced with Tough Decisions
- Air Force’s Reviews of Trump’s Turnberry Golf Resort Are Not Exactly Glowing
- USAF Band Leader Relieved of Command
- Not To Be Outdone By Tennessee’s .50 Caliber Barrett Rifle, Alabama Announces Their State Firearm Is the Stinger Missile
- Tricare Agrees To Pay for Penis Enlargements
- “Deployr”: Veteran Rolls Out Dating App for Deployed Service Members
- Department of Defense Changes .mil Domain to .milf
- BOHICA: North Carolina National Guard “Blue Falcons” Its Soldiers
- Tape of General Dempsey’s American Idol Audition Surfaces Online
- Axe Body Spray To Launch “Realistic” Line of Deodorant Sprays Specifically for Veterans
- Rocky Balboa Wins $45M Lawsuit Against CrossFit
- Hurricane Dorian Avoids “Cockburn,” Still On Track To Plow into the Carolinas Raw and Hard
- In Rare Post-Shooting Congressional Compromise, Bipartisan Political Effort Manages To Ban One Particularly Lethal Ammo Type
- North Carolina Marine Wins New Jersey Powerball; You Won’t Believe What He Did with the Money!
- Cro-Dependa: A New Breed of Military Spouse
- Thunderbird Pilot “Super Bummed, Bro” About Losing Super Bowl Flyover To Navy
- Top Five Reasons the SOF Community is Excited About the New Gilmore Girls
- In a Vote of 1 to 0, Mattis Confirms Himself at Senate Armed Services Committee
- In Shrewd 11th-Hour Political Move, Obama Nominates Himself To Supreme Court
- Pentagon Reports Thousands of ISIS Casualties After Aleppo-Focused Social Media Blitz
- After Surprise Meeting, Trump Names Rapper Kanye West as Secretary for Housing and Urban Development
- Jill Stein Demands Recount Of Army/Navy Score
- General Mattis’s First Memo To the DoD Leaked To Article 107 News
- Republican Party Shocked to Learn Injured Veteran Candidate is…a Democrat
- Memorial Day and the Ramadi Mule
- 82nd Airborne Division to Host 2016 Best Specialist Competition
- BREAKING: Ranger Veterans From “Article 15 Clothing” To Sign Record Deal?
- Obama Foe Receives Unexpected Charity Following “Tannerite” Explosion Tragedy
- Presidential Candidates Reveal Elaborate April Fool’s Day Prank
- First Family’s Cuba Souvenirs Inspire Protests
- General James Mattis Denied Re-Enlistment Because of Tattoos
- Anderson Cooper Overdoses on GOP Debates
- Movie Review: Deadpool Sucks, And The People Who Like It Are Idiots
- Category: General Interest
- Category: Military
- Lockheed Martin Unveils Stealth Omicron Variant in New Cold War
- B-52s Fly Over Middle East as Iran “Executes” First Phase of COVID Vaccination Plan
- 21,000 National Guard Troops Authorized to Celebrate Biden Inauguration
- Fort Bragg Employee to Address Unconscious Bias Regarding Naked Woman Photo
- Marine 2-Star Loses Rap Battle, Relieved of Command
- U.S. Soldier Charged in Marriage Fraud Ring, Duped Foreign-Born Nationals into Coming to Racist Country
- Army to Commission its First Woke Chaplain
- Air Force Opens On-Base Tattoo Parlor to Boost Morale, Mani-Pedis and Casinos May Be Next
- U.S. Army Activates PSYOP Social Justice Warrior Battalion
- SecDef Launches DoD-Wide “Non-Offensive” by Effectively Banning Confederate Flag
- Troops in Failed Venezuelan Coup “Must Repeat U.S. Special Forces Training”
- Army to Fight COVID with Reflective Belts
- Trump Vows to Close Pentagon’s “Defense Language Institute,” Replace with “American Language Institute”
- U.S. Army Perplexed About The Fuss Over #Brexit: “We Did It First”
- Category: Politics
- Pittsburgh Bridge Collapse Due to Lack of Biden Support
- U.S. Threatens to Open CNN, FOX News, and MSNBC Offices in Russia if it Invades Ukraine
- Biden to Replace SCOTUS Vacancy with Woman of Color: “It clearly worked with Kamala”
- Biden Imports Future Dems from Mexico & Exports Future Pubs to Ukraine
- Fembot VP Kamala Harris Malfunctions During Interview
- White House Press Secretary Replaced by Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
- Biden Approval Rating Tops 11,500%
- Thousands Storm Capitol to Claim $600 Stimulus Checks
- COVID-19 Relief Bill Includes $10M for English Language Gender Studies Program
- CDC Recommends 70 Million Americans Test for STDs Following Election Results
- Mainstream Media Elects Biden in Landslide
- Dictator Voted Out of Office, A Historical First
- Hunter Biden’s Laptop Enters Witness Protection Program
- Merriam-Webster Updates Entry on ‘Gaffe’ a Week Before Election
- Social Justice Outrage Tentatively Rescheduled for After Election
- Psychiatrists Add “Trump Derangement Syndrome” to List of Depressive Disorders
- Trump’s Physicians Prescribe MSM Cleanse to Treat Covid
- Tuesday’s “Presidential Debate” Actually 90-minute Zoloft Infomercial
- Asteroid Nearly Misses Earth, “Trump should have done more,” says Biden Campaign
- Biden Prepares for Tonight’s Debate by Sparring with Several Heads of Cabbage
- BLM Announces Ideology is More “Groucho” than “Karl” Marx(ist)
- Trump Designates U.S. News Organizations as Foreign Missions
- Religious Services Now Permitted, After Identifying as “Social Justice Protests”
- Democrats Add “Trademark Infringement” To Trump Impeachment Over New “Space Force” Logo
- CNN Decries Virginia Second Amendment Protest As “Worst Far-Right Extremism Ever”
- Trump Expands Controversial Jobs Creation Program to Include Iran
- Trump Names Editor of the National Enquirer His Pick for the Head of the CIA