Crown Royal “Repurposing” Distilleries to Make Corona Masks by Hugh Jashol High school keg party staple Crown Royal whiskey has announced that it is supporting … [Read more...]
National Guard Members Supporting Corona Fight Thrilled to Learn They’re “Not the Military”
National Guard Members Supporting Corona Fight Thrilled to Learn They’re “Not the Military” by Hugh Jashol New York City mayor Bill DeBlasio has a history of … [Read more...]
COVID Casualty: Hooters Switches to Delivery-Only; Changes Name to “Knockers”
COVID Casualty: Hooters Switches to Delivery-Only; Changes Name to “Knockers” by Hugh Jashol Over the past month, the COVID-19 Chinese coronavirus has taken a … [Read more...]
Government Employees Now “Not Working” from Home Instead of at Work
Government Employees Now "Not Working" from Home Instead of at Work by Hugh Jashol WASHINGTON, D.C. - Tens of thousands of "non-essential" government workers … [Read more...]
Awkward Specialist Spends 4-Day Weekend in Barracks
Awkward Specialist Spends 4-Day Weekend in Barracks by Hugh Jashol February 15, 2020 FT. HOOD, TX - Saying that he was "totally cool" with the situation … [Read more...]
Valentine’s Day Ruined by Fort Bragg Prostitution Sting
Valentine's Day Ruined by Fort Bragg Prostitution Sting by Hugh Jashol February 14, 2020 FORT BRAGG, NC - Following up on earlier reports by the … [Read more...]
The Fighter Pilot’s Valentine Day Gift Guide
The Fighter Pilot’s Valentine Day Gift Guide by Hugh Jashol February 13, 2019 FIGHTERTOWN, USA - Surprise and impress your significant other this … [Read more...]
Tim Kennedy to Fight ISIS in Octagon
Tim Kennedy to Fight ISIS in Octagon by Paul J. O'Leary This article first appeared in Article 107 News January 14, 2016. LAS VEGAS, NV – UFC president Dana … [Read more...]
Mistaken Identity: Hipster Lives Matter
Mistaken Identity: Hipster Lives Matter by Shane Snell This article first appeared in Article 107 News December 18, 2015. In the wake of the recent shootings, … [Read more...]
Vet-Owned “Tactical Tonka” Filled with…What?
Vet-Owned "Tactical Tonka" Filled with...What? by Hugh Jashol This article originally appeared June 22, 2016. NEW YORK, NY - Despite extreme efforts to blend … [Read more...]
Secret U.S. Drone Program Ends Up in Crapper
Secret U.S. Drone Program Ends Up in Crapper by Untactic Al September 17, 2019 WASHINGTON, D.C. – Article 107 News obtained recently declassified documents … [Read more...]
Tricare Agrees To Pay for Penis Enlargements
Tricare Agrees To Pay for Penis Enlargements by Connie Linguist September 8, 2019 FT. BRAGG, NC - “It’s madness, just pure madness!” cried Dawn Ranged, a … [Read more...]
Rocky Balboa Wins $45M Lawsuit Against CrossFit
Rocky Balboa Wins $45M Lawsuit Against CrossFit by Hugh Jashol September 3, 2019 PHILADELPHIA, PA - Today marks the conclusion of a decades-long legal … [Read more...]
Hurricane Dorian Avoids “Cockburn,” Still On Track To Plow into the Carolinas Raw and Hard
Hurricane Dorian Avoids “Cockburn,” Still On Track To Plow into the Carolinas Raw and Hard by Hugh Jashol September 1, 2019 SILVER SPRING, MD - Hurricane … [Read more...]
Memorial Day and the Ramadi Mule
Memorial Day and the Ramadi Mule by Paul O'Leary May 27, 2016 Memorial Day is quickly approaching and that means different things to different people. We will … [Read more...]