Mississippi Mayor Resigns Amid Outrage Over George Floyd Comments, "I will always surrender to the mob mentality" by Maxwell Paddington May 29, 2020 PETAL, … [Read more...]
Pro-Police Demonstrations Erupt in Minneapolis and Los Angeles, Showcase Life without Law Enforcement
Pro-Police Demonstrations Erupt in Minneapolis and Los Angeles, Showcase Life without Law Enforcement by Maxwell Paddington May 28, 2020 MINNEAPOLIS, MN – … [Read more...]
Biden Again Denies ’93 Tara Reade Assault, Insists He was “giving directions to the Capitol subway”
Biden Again Denies '93 Tara Reade Assault, Insists He was "giving directions to the Capitol subway" by Maxwell Paddington May 25, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Joe … [Read more...]
Heroes Battle “Injustice League of Woke America” in Zack Snyder’s New Director’s Cut
Heroes Battle "Injustice League of Woke America" in Zack Snyder's New Director's Cut by Maxwell Paddington May 22, 2020 HOLLYWOOD, C.A. -- Film director Zack … [Read more...]
California Gov. Gavin Newsom Seeks $1 Trillion in Federal Aid to Install Virtue Signals at all 4-Way Stops
California Gov. Gavin Newsom Seeks $1 Trillion in Federal Aid to Install Virtue Signals at all 4-Way Stops by Maxwell Paddington May 20, 2020 SACRAMENTO, CA … [Read more...]
After Venezuela Debacle, Silvercorp Wins Contract to Provide Army SERE Instructors
After Venezuela Debacle, Silvercorp Wins Contract to Provide Army SERE Instructors by John Chandler May 19, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. – The Pentagon announced … [Read more...]
Experts Determine Obama So White-Washed by Media, No Longer Considered First Black President
Experts Determine Obama So White-Washed by Media, No Longer Considered First Black President by Maxwell Paddington May 19, 2020 BERKELEY, CA -- A 5-year study … [Read more...]
New Blue-State Government COVID Guidelines Include Blindfolds, Earmuffs
New Blue-State Government COVID Guidelines Include Blindfolds, Earmuffs by Hugh Jashol May 18, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While leaders of conservative red … [Read more...]
Quarantine Got You Down? Take a Peek Inside the Mind of Untactic Al
Quarantine Got You Down? Take a Peek Inside the Mind of Untactic Al by Untactic Al Hi babe I’m home. Oh hi. So I got a call from Jimmy’s school today and … [Read more...]
Trump Issues New Emancipation Proclamation Freeing Citizens in California, Minnesota, Michigan and Virginia
Trump Issues New Emancipation Proclamation Freeing Citizens in California, Minnesota, Michigan and Virginia by Maxwell Paddington May 17, 2020 WASHINGTON, … [Read more...]
Russia Today and Chinese Communist Party Enter Bidding War to Acquire CNN & MSNBC
Russia Today and Chinese Communist Party Enter Bidding War to Acquire CNN & MSNBC by Maxwell Paddington May 16, 2020 NEW YORK, NY -- Russian government … [Read more...]
Bernie Sanders: The Only Thing to Sell Out Faster Than Toilet Paper During COVID-19
Bernie Sanders: The Only Thing to Sell Out Faster Than Toilet Paper During COVID-19 by Hugh Jashol May 16, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Lots of things sold out at … [Read more...]
Cop Wrongfully Fired for Negligence During School Shooting Gets Job Back with Pay, Awarded for Saving Own Life and 3 Officers
Cop Wrongfully Fired for Negligence During School Shooting Gets Job Back with Pay, Awarded for Saving Own Life and 3 Officers by Maxwell Paddington May 15, … [Read more...]
Army to Commission “Virtual Warrior” Officers for New “E-Sports” Branch
Army to Commission “Virtual Warrior” Officers for New “E-Sports” Branch by Hugh Jashol WASHINGTON, D.C. (Pentagon) -- Eager to capitalize on the massive … [Read more...]
Biden Unmasked in Michael Flynn Investigation, Claims He “Would Have Gotten Away with it Too if it Hadn’t Been for that Meddling Trump Win”
Biden Unmasked in Michael Flynn Investigation, Claims He "Would Have Gotten Away with it Too if it Hadn't Been for that Meddling Trump Win" by Maxwell … [Read more...]
#YouToo? We Should “Believe All Women”: Unless They Accuse Democrats
#YouToo? We Should “Believe All Women": Unless They Accuse Democrats by Hugh Jashol May 4, 2020 ATLANTA, GA (CNN Headquarters) -- The entire Woke Nation was … [Read more...]
Gallup Poll Shows White House Spokesmodel Kayleigh McEnany “Designed by Nature to Enrage MSNBC Viewers”
Gallup Poll Shows White House Spokesmodel Kayleigh McEnany "Designed by Nature to Enrage MSNBC Viewers" by Maxwell Paddington May 13, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. … [Read more...]
Army Study: “Not Even COVID-19 Likes Fort Bragg”
Army Study: “Not Even COVID-19 Likes Fort Bragg” by Hugh Jashol May 13, 2020 FORT BRAGG, NC -- Fort Bragg, North Carolina has the lowest incidence of COVID-19 … [Read more...]
Trump Slaps 25% Tariff on China’s Top Export: COVID-19
Trump Slaps 25% Tariff on China's Top Export: COVID-19 by Maxwell Paddington May 12, 2020 BEIJING, CHINA -- President Trump ordered a new round of tariffs on … [Read more...]
Bipartisan Support for Death Penalty After Re-Designated “Late-Term After Birth Abortion”
Bipartisan Support for Death Penalty After Re-Designated "Late-Term After Birth Abortion" by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Statistics show 77% of … [Read more...]
