by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Thousands of Americans rushed the Capitol Building yesterday to enthusiastically claim their $600 Continue Reading
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COVID-19 Relief Bill Includes $10M for English Language Gender Studies Program
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The latest Covid-19 relief bill includes $10M for a gender studies program aimed at assigning each word Continue Reading
CDC Recommends 70 Million Americans Test for STDs Following Election Results
ATLANTA, GA -- The CDC announced today that it modified its STD testing guidelines amid accusations that previous recommendations were bigoted, Continue Reading
Mainstream Media Elects Biden in Landslide
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While a majority of 270 electoral voters is required to elect the president, the mainstream media has Continue Reading
Dictator Voted Out of Office, A Historical First
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the first time in history a dictator voted into office has apparently been voted out of office. "Most Continue Reading
Hunter Biden’s Laptop Enters Witness Protection Program
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The FBI announced it transferred custody of Hunter Biden's laptop to the U.S. Marshals Service yesterday Continue Reading
Merriam-Webster Updates Entry on ‘Gaffe’ a Week Before Election
by Maxwell Paddington SPRINGFIELD, MA -- Merriam-Webster updated its definition and usage guidelines of the term "gaffe" to say its use is "widely Continue Reading
Social Justice Outrage Tentatively Rescheduled for After Election
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Public support for BLM waned in August as a result of riots across the country, as did support for Continue Reading
Psychiatrists Add “Trump Derangement Syndrome” to List of Depressive Disorders
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The American Psychiatric Association has added Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) to the 5th edition of the Continue Reading
Trump’s Physicians Prescribe MSM Cleanse to Treat Covid
by Maxwell Paddington BETHESDA, MD. -- Doctors treating President Trump at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center have ordered a nation-wide Continue Reading
