Washington Burns as Senate Infighting Continues by Hugh JasholChaos reigns in Washington, DC as Republicans and Democrats failed yet again to reach a compromise … [Read more...]
Donald Trump’s nuclear button is way bigger than yours
Written by Kevin WisonSources within the White House reported that general mayhem broke out after crackpot dictator and the only obese man in North Korea, Kim … [Read more...]
Hurricane Combat: Who Is The Real Enemy?
Hurricane Combat: Who is the real enemy?by COL Pat Shrill, Guest Author The dilemma was that I don't like this President, though he is my Commander-In-Chief. As … [Read more...]
Veterans Shocked To Learn That Millions of Liberals Suddenly Care About Who Joins The US Military
Veterans Shocked To Learn That Millions of Liberals Suddenly Care About Who Joins The US Military by Hugh JasholAcross the country, members of the US military … [Read more...]
In Rare Post-Shooting Congressional Compromise, Bipartisan Political Effort Manages To Ban One Particularly Lethal Ammo Type
In Rare Post-Shooting Congressional Compromise, Bipartisan Political Effort Manages To Ban One Particularly Lethal Ammo Type by Hugh JasholWhile several … [Read more...]
Not To Be Outdone By Tennessee’s .50 Caliber Barrett Rifle, Alabama Announces That Their State Firearm Is… The Stinger Missile
by Hugh Jashol and Noah Ward(Huntsville, AL)It's confirmed: Tennessee's official state firearm is the Barrett .50 caliber sniper rifle.Not to be outdone … [Read more...]
North Korea Exposes Its Tiny “Missile” To The World
(Pyongyang, North Korea)Defense analysts around the globe are shocked and saddened after the rogue military dictatorship in North Korea revealed its newest tiny … [Read more...]
Canada Announces Plans To Build Wall To Keep Out Everyone Who Threatened To Move North If Trump Was Elected; Politely Asks US To Pay For It
by Hugh Jashol(Montreal, Canada)Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau expressed alarm today at the growing number of people who threatened to leave the US … [Read more...]
At West Point, Vice President Pence Usurps Constitutional Authority With Amnesty Plan
At West Point, Vice President Pence Usurps Constitutional Authority With Amnesty Plan by Hugh Jashol(West Point, New York)In a move that has become all … [Read more...]
In a Surprise Move, Senior Officials at the U.S. State Department say, “F— This S—“
by Hugh JasholIn a surprise move, four senior management officials at the State Department resigned unexpectedly last week. Their last words as they were being … [Read more...]
Trump to lead Thunderbird Super Bowl 51 Flyover
Trump to lead Thunderbird Super Bowl 51 flyover by Chris Lemay(NRG Stadium, Houston Texas)White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced a short time … [Read more...]
In a Vote of 1 to 0, Mattis Confirms Himself at Senate Armed Services Committee
In a Vote of 1 to 0, Mattis Confirms Himself at Senate Armed Services Committeeby Hugh JasholIn a special session of the Senate Armed Services Committee, … [Read more...]
In Shrewd 11th-Hour Political Move, Obama Nominates Himself To Supreme Court
(Washington, DC)by Noah WardCiting historical precedent and the need to fill the seat vacated by the late Antonin Scalia, President Obama announced today … [Read more...]
Pentagon Reports Thousands of ISIS Casualties After Aleppo-Focused Social Media Blitz
by Noah Ward _____ Arlington, Virginia (December 15, 2016)Department of Defense officials revealed this morning that followers of the Islamic State, commonly … [Read more...]
After Surprise Meeting, Trump Names Rapper Kanye West as Secretary for Housing and Urban Development
After Surprise Meeting, Trump Names Rapper Kanye West as Secretary for Housing and Urban Development by Hugh JasholAfter the surprise meeting at Trump Tower … [Read more...]
Jill Stein Demands Recount Of Army/Navy Score
by Hugh JasholProfessional rabble-rouser and one-time serious political contender Jill Stein is back in the spotlight again after Army's upset victory over Navy … [Read more...]
Republican Party Shocked To Learn Injured Veteran Candidate Is… A Democrat
A shocked Republican party learned an Army veteran running for the West Virginia State Senate was a Democrat after reading about his assault in the The Washington … [Read more...]
US Army Perplexed About The Fuss Over #Brexit: “We Did It First”
US Army Perplexed About The Fuss Over #Brexit: “We Did It First” by Hugh JasholWhile news of the the UK referendum to leave the European Union roils stock … [Read more...]
Trump Vows to Close Pentagon’s “Defense Language Institute,” Replace with “American Language Institute”
by Pablo James JANESVILLE, WI - Speaking at a campaign stop in Wisconsin, Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump, vowed, if elected president, he will close … [Read more...]
Trump Names Editor of the National Enquirer His Pick for the Head of the CIA
by Hugh JasholEnquiring Minds Want to Know: why did Republican Party front-runner Donald Trump choose Dylan Howard, the current editor of super-tabloid The … [Read more...]
