ARLINGTON, VA -- Every American born before 1980 knows beyond a doubt that Betsy Ross made the first American flag for George Washington in 1776. Continue Reading
Politics
Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
by Untactic Al WASHINGTON D.C.-- Much "Fake News" has surrounded the age-old question "Why did the chicken cross the road?" Article 107 News' Continue Reading
White House Press Secretary Replaced by Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki was replaced today by a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube Continue Reading
Biden Approval Rating Tops 11,500%
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After just two weeks, Joe Biden has already reached levels of public support his predecessor can only Continue Reading
21,000 National Guard Troops Authorized to Celebrate Biden Inauguration
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- According to the National Guard Bureau, (NGB) Army Secretary Ryan McCarthy has authorized 21,000 National Continue Reading
Thousands Storm Capitol to Claim $600 Stimulus Checks
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Thousands of Americans rushed the Capitol Building yesterday to enthusiastically claim their $600 Continue Reading
COVID-19 Relief Bill Includes $10M for English Language Gender Studies Program
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The latest Covid-19 relief bill includes $10M for a gender studies program aimed at assigning each word Continue Reading
CDC Recommends 70 Million Americans Test for STDs Following Election Results
ATLANTA, GA -- The CDC announced today that it modified its STD testing guidelines amid accusations that previous recommendations were bigoted, Continue Reading
Mainstream Media Elects Biden in Landslide
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While a majority of 270 electoral voters is required to elect the president, the mainstream media has Continue Reading
Dictator Voted Out of Office, A Historical First
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the first time in history a dictator voted into office has apparently been voted out of office. "Most Continue Reading
