by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A bus-sized asteroid flew past Earth last week. The object, known as 2020 SW, streaked just 13,000 miles Continue Reading
Politics
Biden Prepares for Tonight’s Debate by Sparring with Several Heads of Cabbage
by Maxwell Paddington CLEVELAND, OH -- In preparation for tonight's Presidential debate at Case Western Reserve University and Cleveland Clinic in Continue Reading
BLM Announces Ideology is More “Groucho” than “Karl” Marx(ist)
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- BLM has continued to moderate its position on Marxism following the organization's website removing a Continue Reading
U.S. Army Activates PSYOP Social Justice Warrior Battalion
by Maxwell Paddington FORT BRAGG, NC -- Yesterday, Lt. Col. James Jones took command of the Army’s newest PSYOP Battalion, the 1st Social Justice Continue Reading
Antifa & BLM Super PAC Donates 200 TVs, 500 Nike Sneakers & 3 Statues to Biden Campaign
Antifa & BLM Super PAC Donates 200 TVs, 500 Nike Sneakers & 3 Statues to Biden Campaign by Maxwell Paddington KENOSHA, WI -- In recent weeks Continue Reading
Democrats Reform into “Ad Hominem” Party
Democrats Reform into "Ad Hominem" Party by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a watershed moment, the Democratic Party officially Continue Reading
Air Force Deploys Next Generation Drone: The MQ “Peaceful Protestor”
Air Force Deploys Next Generation Drone: The MQ "Peaceful Protestor" by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. (PENTAGON) -- Department of Defense Continue Reading
After “BLM” Moment, Goodyear Tires Recalled for Pulling Hard to the Left
After "BLM" Moment, Goodyear Tires Recalled for Pulling Hard to the Left by Hugh Jashol AKRON, OH (Goodyear Headquarters) -- After proving zero Continue Reading
Experts Determine Obama So White-Washed by Media, No Longer Considered First Black President
Experts Determine Obama So White-Washed by Media, No Longer Considered First Black President by Maxwell Paddington BERKELEY, CA -- A 5-year study Continue Reading
Woke University Determines World War II was “Mostly Peaceful” Conflict
Woke University Determines World War II was "Mostly Peaceful" Conflict by Maxwell Paddington August 18, 2020 PORTLAND, OR -- Professors at Continue Reading
