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Air Force’s Reviews of Trump’s Turnberry Golf Resort Are Not Exactly Glowing
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Not To Be Outdone By Tennessee’s .50 Caliber Barrett Rifle, Alabama Announces Their State Firearm Is the Stinger Missile
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U.S. Army Perplexed About The Fuss Over #Brexit: “We Did It First”
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In Rare Post-Shooting Congressional Compromise, Bipartisan Political Effort Manages To Ban One Particularly Lethal Ammo Type
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In a Vote of 1 to 0, Mattis Confirms Himself at Senate Armed Services Committee
In a Vote of 1 to 0, Mattis Confirms Himself at Senate Armed Services Committee by Hugh JasholJanuary 14, 2017In a special session of the Senate Armed … [Read more...]
In Shrewd 11th-Hour Political Move, Obama Nominates Himself To Supreme Court
In Shrewd 11th-Hour Political Move, Obama Nominates Himself To Supreme Court by Noah WardJanuary 1, 2017WASHINGTON D.C. - Citing historical precedent and … [Read more...]
Pentagon Reports Thousands of ISIS Casualties After Aleppo-Focused Social Media Blitz
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After Surprise Meeting, Trump Names Rapper Kanye West as Secretary for Housing and Urban Development
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Jill Stein Demands Recount Of Army/Navy Score
Jill Stein Demands Recount Of Army/Navy Score by Hugh JasholDecember 11, 2016Professional rabble-rouser and one-time serious political contender Jill Stein … [Read more...]
Republican Party Shocked To Learn Injured Veteran Candidate Is…a Democrat
Republican Party Shocked To Learn Injured Veteran Candidate Is...a Democrat by Hugh JasholDecember 5, 2016A shocked Republican party learned an Army … [Read more...]
Obama Foe Receives Unexpected Charity Following “Tannerite” Explosion Tragedy
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Presidential Candidates Reveal Elaborate April Fool’s Day Prank
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First Family’s Cuba Souvenirs Inspire Protests
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Trump Names Editor of the National Enquirer His Pick for the Head of the CIA
Trump Names Editor of the National Enquirer His Pick for the Head of the CIA by Hugh JasholMarch 28, 2016Enquiring Minds Want to Know: why did … [Read more...]
Anderson Cooper Overdoses on GOP Debates
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