Surgeon General Issues New Warning: Quitting U.S. News Media Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health by Maxwell Paddington June 25, 2020 WASHINGTON, … [Read more...]
Trump Designates U.S. News Organizations as Foreign Missions
Trump Designates U.S. News Organizations as Foreign Missions by Maxwell Paddington June 23, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration announced on … [Read more...]
U.S. Military Bases to be Renamed after Disney Princesses
Military Installations to be Renamed after Disney Princesses by Maxwell Paddington June 12, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. (Pentagon) -- In an effort to increase … [Read more...]
Democrats Accused of Cultural Appropriation by “Insomniacs,” a New Far Left Movement
Democrats Accused of Cultural Appropriation by "Insomniacs," a New Far Left Movement by Maxwell Paddington June 10, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, Nancy … [Read more...]
2020 U.S. Census Abolishes Racial Demographics, Replaces “Race” with “American”
2020 U.S. Census Abolishes Racial Demographics, Replaces "Race" with "American" by Maxwell Paddington June 8, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a landmark decision, … [Read more...]
Religious Services Now Permitted, After Identifying as “Social Justice Protests”
Religious Services Now Permitted, After Identifying as "Social Justice Protests" by Hugh Jashol June 8, 2020 TAMPA, FL -- It seems like just a few short weeks … [Read more...]
Mr. Biggles Revealed as “Defund the Police” Mastermind, Part of Plan to Install Adorable Fascist Regime
Mr. Biggles Revealed as "Defund the Police" Mastermind, Part of Plan to Install Adorable Fascist Regime by Maxwell Paddington June 7, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- … [Read more...]
Supreme Court Designates Straight White Males a Protected Group
Supreme Court Designates Straight White Males a Protected Group by Maxwell Paddington June 5, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the Supreme Court ruled 9-0 … [Read more...]
World Health Organization Acknowledges “Violent Rioting” Totally Cures COVID-19, NC Public Health Officials Demonstrate Proper Self-Application
World Health Organization Acknowledges "Violent Rioting" Totally Cures COVID-19, NC Public Health Officials Demonstrate Proper Self-Application by Hugh … [Read more...]
Minneapolis Mayor Limits Looters to 25 Per Store, Citing COVID Concerns
Minneapolis Mayor Limits Looters to 25 Per Store, Citing COVID Concerns by Hugh Jashol (Minneapolis, MN) Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey announced today that while … [Read more...]
As India Curries U.S. Favor, Chinese Takeout Military Action along Contested Border
As India Curries U.S. Favor, Chinese Takeout Military Action along Contested Border by Maxwell Paddington May 27, 2020 LADAKH, INDIA -- Earlier this month, … [Read more...]
TMZ & National Enquirer Get White House Press Corps Passes, Trump Retweets “Truth Bombs”
TMZ & National Enquirer Get White House Press Corps Passes, Trump Retweets "Truth Bombs" by Maxwell Paddington May 26, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Tabloid … [Read more...]
Biden Again Denies ’93 Tara Reade Assault, Insists He was “giving directions to the Capitol subway”
Biden Again Denies '93 Tara Reade Assault, Insists He was "giving directions to the Capitol subway" by Maxwell Paddington May 25, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Joe … [Read more...]
Democrats Push Bill Abolishing Military’s Physical Fitness and Height-Weight Standards, Vow No More “Fat Shaming”
Democrats Push Bill Abolishing Military's Physical Fitness and Height-Weight Standards, Vow No More "Fat Shaming" by Maxwell Paddington May 21, … [Read more...]
Top Ten Ways the Military Can Support Elizabeth Warren’s Directive to Go Green
Top Ten Ways the Military Can Support Elizabeth Warren's Directive to Go Green by Hugh Jashol May 21, 2020 On May 15th 2019, a year before before she became a … [Read more...]
California Gov. Gavin Newsom Seeks $1 Trillion in Federal Aid to Install Virtue Signals at all 4-Way Stops
California Gov. Gavin Newsom Seeks $1 Trillion in Federal Aid to Install Virtue Signals at all 4-Way Stops by Maxwell Paddington May 20, 2020 SACRAMENTO, CA … [Read more...]
Experts Determine Obama So White-Washed by Media, No Longer Considered First Black President
Experts Determine Obama So White-Washed by Media, No Longer Considered First Black President by Maxwell Paddington May 19, 2020 BERKELEY, CA -- A 5-year study … [Read more...]
New Blue-State Government COVID Guidelines Include Blindfolds, Earmuffs
New Blue-State Government COVID Guidelines Include Blindfolds, Earmuffs by Hugh Jashol May 18, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While leaders of conservative red … [Read more...]
Trump Issues New Emancipation Proclamation Freeing Citizens in California, Minnesota, Michigan and Virginia
Trump Issues New Emancipation Proclamation Freeing Citizens in California, Minnesota, Michigan and Virginia by Maxwell Paddington May 17, 2020 WASHINGTON, … [Read more...]
Russia Today and Chinese Communist Party Enter Bidding War to Acquire CNN & MSNBC
Russia Today and Chinese Communist Party Enter Bidding War to Acquire CNN & MSNBC by Maxwell Paddington May 16, 2020 NEW YORK, NY -- Russian government … [Read more...]
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