Country Outraged to Learn Trump’s Military Hospital Ships Contain Only Motrin, Extra Socks by Hugh Jashol NEW YORK, NY - Citizens across the nation were outraged … [Read more...]
Government Employees Now “Not Working” from Home Instead of at Work
Government Employees Now "Not Working" from Home Instead of at Work by Hugh Jashol WASHINGTON, D.C. - Tens of thousands of "non-essential" government workers … [Read more...]
California is First State to Declare Itself a Coronavirus Sanctuary
California is First State to Declare Itself a Coronavirus Sanctuary by Maxwell Paddington March 20, 2020 SACRAMENTO, CA - California governor Gavin Newsom … [Read more...]
Trump to lead Thunderbird Super Bowl Flyover
Trump to lead Thunderbird Super Bowl Flyover by Chris Lemay February 2, 2020 HOUSTON, TX - White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced a short time ago … [Read more...]
Entire US Marine Corps Deployed To Fight Cononavirus, After Scientists Discover Alcohol Kills It
Entire US Marine Corps Deployed To Fight Cononavirus, After Scientists Discover Alcohol Kills It by Hugh Jashol The novel coronavirus is rampaging throughout … [Read more...]
Two Satellites May Collide Over Pittsburgh Tonight: Republicans and Democrats Blame Each Other
Two Satellites May Collide Over Pittsburgh Tonight: Republicans and Democrats Blame Each Other by Untactic Al January 29, 2020 It was reported today that two … [Read more...]
Democrats Add “Trademark Infringement” To Trump Impeachment Over New “Space Force” Logo
Democrats Add "Trademark Infringement" To Trump Impeachment Over New "Space Force" Logo by Hugh Jashol Prospects of a Trump acquittal in the ongoing impeachment … [Read more...]
CNN Decries Virginia Second Amendment Protest As “Worst Far-Right Extremism Ever”
CNN Decries Virginia Second Amendment Protest As "Worst Far-Right Extremism Ever" by Hugh Jashol (Richmond, VA) CNN anchors are in mourning after Monday's huge … [Read more...]
WARNING: Far Right Groups Mass-Producing “FlintGlocks” for Virginia’s “Gun-Free” 2nd Amendment Boogaloo on MLK Day
WARNING: Far Right Groups Mass-Producing "FlintGlocks" for Virginia's "Gun-Free" 2nd Amendment Boogaloo on MLK Day by Hugh Jashol Far-right extremists from … [Read more...]
Trump Expands Controversial Jobs Creation Program to Include Iran
Trump Expands Controversial Jobs Creation Program to Include Iran by Hugh Jashol Not content with creating the strongest economy and lowest unemployment his … [Read more...]
Algorithms Predict National Guard Mutiny Following Adoption of Virginia Democrat Gun Control Proposal
Algorithms Predict National Guard Mutiny Following Adoption of Virginia Democrat Gun Control Proposal by Untactic Al December 22, 2019 RICHMOND, VA - Earlier … [Read more...]
Military Service Academies Implement Mandatory Wear of Mittens to Prevent Use of “White Power” Hand Sign
Military Service Academies Implement Mandatory Wear of Mittens to Prevent Use of "White Power" Hand Sign by Untactic Al December 21, 2019 ANNAPOLIS, MD - … [Read more...]
Donald Trump’s Nuclear Button Is Way Bigger Than Yours
Donald Trump's Nuclear Button Is Way Bigger Than Yours by Kevin Wison This article first appeared in Article 107 News in January 2018. Sources within the … [Read more...]
In a Surprise Move, Senior Officials at the U.S. State Department say, “F— This S—“
In a Surprise Move, Senior Officials at the U.S. State Department say, “F--- This S---" by Hugh Jashol This first appeared in Article 107 News in … [Read more...]
Canada Announces Plans To Build Wall Keeping Out Those Threatening To Move North If Trump Elected; Politely Asks U.S. To Pay For It
Canada Announces Plans To Build Wall Keeping Out Those Threatening To Move North If Trump Elected; Politely Asks U.S. To Pay For It by Hugh Jashol This article … [Read more...]
At West Point, Vice President Pence Usurps Constitutional Authority with Amnesty Plan
At West Point, Vice President Pence Usurps Constitutional Authority with Amnesty Plan by Hugh Jashol This first appeared in Article 107 News in February … [Read more...]
President Trump Shows Appreciation to Afghanistan Troops “Mar-a-Lago Style”
President Trump Shows Appreciation to Afghanistan Troops "Mar-a-Lago Style" by Untactic Al December 2, 2019 WASHINGTON D.C. - Most people are aware of the … [Read more...]
Veterans Shocked To Learn That Millions of Liberals Suddenly Care About Who Joins the U.S. Military
Veterans Shocked To Learn That Millions of Liberals Suddenly Care About Who Joins the U.S. Military by Hugh Jashol December 2, 2019 Across the country, … [Read more...]
Bergdahl Identifies as “Trans-Innocent”
Bergdahl Identifies as "Trans-Innocent" by Hugh Jashol This article first appeared in Article 107 News in 2017. FORT BRAGG, NC - In the wake of the … [Read more...]
Washington Burns as Senate Infighting Continues
Washington Burns as Senate Infighting Continues by Hugh Jashol November 27, 2019 WASHINGTON, D.C. - Chaos reigns in Washington, D.C. as Republicans and … [Read more...]