Reservist Battalion Suffers 60% Attrition During Mojave Viper Exercise by Hugh Jashol November 16, 2019 Sources at the Twenty Nine Palms Marine Corps Air … [Read more...]
SEALs Raid Wurlitzer International
SEALs Raid Wurlitzer International by Pfr. Nescient Otiose This article first appeared in Article 107 News January 6, 2016. HULLHORST, GERMANY - In an early … [Read more...]
U.S. Army Looks to AI to Offset Waning “Human Capability”
U.S. Army Looks to AI to Offset Waning "Human Capability" by Untactic Al Nov 14, 2019 WASHINGTON D.C. - Timed to coincide with Veterans Day, the Army … [Read more...]
$400,000 “Bug” in F-35 Helmets Linked to Firefly Booty Calls
$400,000 "Bug" in F-35 Helmets Linked to Firefly Booty Calls by Untactic Al November 13, 2019 WASHINGTON D.C. - According to a recently published article in … [Read more...]
Pentagon Issues Shocking Poncho Liner Recall; Well-Loved “Woobie” Now Banned
Pentagon Issues Shocking Poncho Liner Recall; Well-Loved “Woobie” Now Banned by Hugh Jashol November 11, 2019 WASHINGTON D.C. - In a dramatic revelation that … [Read more...]
Chemlight Dinners and Ranger Panties: The Unforeseen Dangers of Women in Combat Arms
Chemlight Dinners and Ranger Panties: The Unforeseen Dangers of Women in Combat Arms by Pablo James This article first appeared in Article 107 News December 18, … [Read more...]
Army to Award “The Gay is OK” Ribbon To Entire Force
Army to Award “The Gay is OK” Ribbon To Entire Force by Hugh Jashol Editor's Note: This article first appeared on The Shadowblog and was re-posted here January … [Read more...]
U.S. Special Forces Under Investigation for Murder of Rare Afghan Lion
U.S. Special Forces Under Investigation for Murder of Rare Afghan Lion by Hugh Jashol This article first appeared on The Shadowblog and re-posted here January … [Read more...]
President Trump Deploys Troops to the Middle East…and Historical Battefields
President Trump Deploys Troops to the Middle East...and Historical Battefields by Untactic Al November 6, 2019 WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump announced … [Read more...]
Aging, Long-Forgotten General Has Opinion On “The Gays”
Aging, Long-Forgotten General Has Opinion On “The Gays” by Noah Ward This article first appeared in Article 107 News January 21, 2016. CEDAR FALLS, IA - … [Read more...]
JSOC Targeting Demands Drive Drones to Suicide
JSOC Targeting Demands Drive Drones to Suicide by Hugh Jashol November 3, 2019 WASHINGTON D.C. - It was bound to happen: ground down by the stress of … [Read more...]
Shockingly, Air Force Student Pilot Realizes “He Already Knows All This”
Shockingly, Air Force Student Pilot Realizes "He Already Knows All This" by Chris "Crash Test" Testostski MAXWELL AFB, AL - F-16 pilot Captain Jake “CONFETTI” … [Read more...]
President Trump Orders Afghanistan Assignments To Become Three-Year, “Accompanied” Tours
President Trump Orders Afghanistan Assignments To Become Three-Year, "Accompanied" Tours by Hugh Jashol November 1, 2019 KABUL, AFGHANISTAN - In execution of … [Read more...]
Soldier Thrilled to Find Porn Stash Still at Bagram
Soldier Thrilled to Find Porn Stash Still at Bagram by Noah Ward October 31, 2019 Returning to the Afghan theater of operations for the 8th time since 2002, … [Read more...]
Urinals on the Wane
Urinals on the Wane by Untactic Al Press Release - Defense Contracting Agency October 31, 2019 $969M in construction contracts were issued yesterday for … [Read more...]
SpecOps Headquarters Evacuated After Discovery of Foreign-Made “Nuclear Energy / Radiological Fallout” Device
SpecOps Headquarters Evacuated After Discovery of Foreign-Made "Nuclear Energy / Radiological Fallout" Device by Hugh Jashol October 30, 2019 TAMPA, FL - As … [Read more...]
U.S. Army Major Able To Return To the Field for First Time in 5 Years
U.S. Army Major Able To Return To the Field for First Time in 5 Years by Noah Ward October 29, 2019 FORT BRAGG, NC - Reporting that he was "excited" and … [Read more...]
Trump Vows to Close Pentagon’s “Defense Language Institute,” Replace with “American Language Institute”
Trump Vows to Close Pentagon's "Defense Language Institute," Replace with "American Language Institute" by Pablo James October 26, 2019 JANESVILLE, WI - … [Read more...]
Supreme Court Upholds Constitutional Right To Conduct NCO Business
Supreme Court Upholds Constitutional Right To Conduct "NCO Business" by Noah Ward October 25, 2019 WASHINGTON D.C. - In surprise ruling over the controversial … [Read more...]
Special Operations Command To Open Massive New Library Featuring Nothing But Books By SEALs
Special Operations Command To Open Massive New Library Featuring Nothing But Books By SEALs by Hugh Jashol This article first appeared in Article 107 News April … [Read more...]