Hurricane Combat: Who is the real enemy?by COL Pat Shrill, Guest Author The dilemma was that I don't like this President, though he is my Commander-In-Chief. As … [Read more...]
Posers of the World, Unite!!
by Mutter Gabeler“Alright, can everyone please quiet down? Come on, guys. Please, quiet down. OK. That’s better. Thank you. Alright, so welcome to the First … [Read more...]
North Carolina Marine Wins New Jersey Powerball; You Won’t Believe What He Did With The Money!
North Carolina Marine Wins New Jersey Powerball; You Won't Believe What He Did With The Money! by Hugh JasholLance Corporal Stanley Durham, a US Marine … [Read more...]
“Deployr:” Veteran Rolls Out Dating App for Deployed Service Members
Deployr: Veteran Rolls Out Dating App for Deployed Service Members by Paul J. O’LearyCamp Arifjan, Kuwait - Jesse Heitman, a former sergeant in the famed 10th … [Read more...]
The Real Reason The Navy, Not The Air Force, Got The First Air-To-Air Kill Since Desert Storm
by Stu PadassoAn F/A 18 dispatched by the United States Navy recorded the U.S. Military's first air to air kill since 1999 after shooting down a Syrian fighter … [Read more...]
“Ask The Barracks Lawyer #2:” When You Drop Your Sidearm Into The Port-O-Pottie…
Ask the Barracks Lawyer Volume I, Issue 2Each week soldiers approach me in order to get advice on everything from reprimands and counseling statements, what … [Read more...]
Ask The Barracks Lawyer #1: “Don’t Believe Anything You Hear At West Point”
by The Barracks LawyerEach week soldiers stop me in order to get advice on everything from their Article 15s and counseling statements, to dating that nice young … [Read more...]
Army Times Names Killeen Best Place to Marry a Stripper
In a major upset and contrary to the predictions of prominent analysts, this morning the Army Times announced that it was awarding Killeen, TX with the title of … [Read more...]
Tape of General Dempsey’s American Idol Audition Surfaces Online
by Noah Ward(Los Angeles, CA)Earlier today anonymous sources leaked General Martin Dempsey's audition tape for the 2017 season of American Idol, the … [Read more...]
Best Chemical Officer in Army Spends Day Weeping at Desk
by Noah Ward(Fort Hood, TX)After yet another morning where he was the only field grade officer on staff to show up for PT, Major Dillon Shroud spent the … [Read more...]
Naval Academy Professor Manages To Protest His Own Job
by Noah Ward(Annapolis, MD) Raising alarm in a number of academic circles, tenured English professor Hughbert Dingus successfully protested his way … [Read more...]
Sergeant Major Fired For Sending Typo-Free Email
(Fort Bragg, NC)Working swiftly to rectify the infraction, sources reported that Command Sergeant Major Hugo LaRoche was removed from his leadership position in … [Read more...]
Army in Crisis: “We Fired Everyone Who Knew How To Do PowerPoint”
In the realm of unintended consequences, the Army is facing a challenge entirely of its own failure to see past the short term objective. As part of Sequestration, … [Read more...]
Axe Body Spray To Launch “Realistic” Line Of Deodorant Sprays Specifically For Veterans
by Hugh JasholTaking a page from last year's "Thank You For Your Service" line of military-themed scented novelty candles, world-famous men's health company … [Read more...]
Company Commander Shocked To Learn That His Brilliant New Battlefield Technique Is Actually… 20 Year Old Doctrine
A young company commander with the 4th Infantry Division at Fort Carson, Colorado was shocked to learn that his brilliant new battlefield technique is actually … [Read more...]
Cro-Dependa: A New Breed Of Military Spouse
By: Connie LinguistThe traditional Dependapotamus, the overweight, always-pregnant, Coach-purse toting, military spouse is quickly becoming a thing of the past. … [Read more...]
Arlington Guards Forced To Protect Themselves Against “Cup Checks”
Editor's Note: This article first appeared on The Shadowblog and is re-posted here with the permission of the original author. _____ by Hugh Jashol(ARLINGTON … [Read more...]
Congress Awards $100 Million to Air Force Captain Who Sexually Identifies As F-35
(Minot Air Force Base, ND)In what lawmakers are describing as the only logical response, the 2017 Defense Budget just approved by Congress will give roughly … [Read more...]
Secretive Army Special Mission Unit Offers Support to Leftist Overthrow of Trump Administration
Secretive Army Special Mission Unit Offers Support to Leftist Overthrow of Trump Administration By Stu PadassoIn recent months, ill-informed Leftists who have … [Read more...]
Trump’s Pentagon to US Army: “No More HOTCHiCs”
by Hugh JasholWhile the Army has recently made huge strides in improving job prospects for women and has taken steps to combat a sexual assault crisis in its … [Read more...]
