Army's New "AIM 3.0" Assignment Process Only has Options for Ft. Polk and Ft. Bliss By John Chandler March 23, 2020 FORT KNOX, KY - Leaders from the Army’s … [Read more...]
Lawsuits vs. Military Spouses Surge as the Dependapotamus Competes with Cro-Dependas for Resources
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U.S. Navy Arms Submarines with Lasers to Counteract “Sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads.”
U.S. Navy Arms Submarines with Lasers to Counteract "Sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads." by Untactic Al February 7, 2020 According to a recent … [Read more...]
Archeologists Discover Ancient Roman S.H.A.R.P. Program had Mixed Results
Archeologists Discover Ancient Roman S.H.A.R.P. Program had Mixed Results by Untactic Al February 6, 2020. In late 2019 Italian archaeologists uncovered a … [Read more...]
USAF Leaders Impeached Following Recent Command Climate Survey
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1st Veterinarian Special Operations Group “Extracts” Punxsutawney Phil’s Genetic Code to Aid in Weather Operations
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Entire US Marine Corps Deployed To Fight Cononavirus, After Scientists Discover Alcohol Kills It
Entire US Marine Corps Deployed To Fight Cononavirus, After Scientists Discover Alcohol Kills It by Hugh Jashol The novel coronavirus is rampaging throughout … [Read more...]
Trump Orders Controversial “Mass Tac” Airfield Seizure Demonstration During Superbowl Halftime Show
Trump Orders Controversial "Mass Tac" Airfield Seizure Demonstration During Superbowl Halftime Show by Hugh Jashol It's official: in a record-setting first, the … [Read more...]
Deployed Army Specialist Excited for Super Bowl’s AFN Commercials
Deployed Army Specialist Excited for Super Bowl’s AFN Commercials by Chris Lemay February 1, 2020 BAGRAM AIR BASE, AFGHANISTAN - The Super Bowl, to its many … [Read more...]
U.S. Space Force Claims Stunning First Victory with Few Troops and No Tangible Weaponry
U.S. Space Force Claims Stunning First Victory with Few Troops and No Tangible Weaponry by Untactic Al U.S. Space Force 31 Jan 2020, Press Release Gen Buzz … [Read more...]
U.S. Space Force Uniform Unveiled
U.S. Space Force Uniform Unveiled by Untactic Al January 20, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. - A few days ago, Air Force officials debuted the uniform design for the … [Read more...]
DoD’s “4H Doctrine” Disrupts Insurgent Operations: Several Sheep Recommended for Purple Heart
DoD's "4H Doctrine" Disrupts Insurgent Operations: Several Sheep Recommended for Purple Heart by Untactic Al Jan 10, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. - Insurgent … [Read more...]
GAO Determines 95% of DoD Reports “Not Humanly Possible to Read” Due to Volume
GAO Determines 95% of DoD Reports "Not Humanly Possible to Read" Due to Volume by Untactic Al Jan 9, 2020 In a recent GAO (U.S. Government Accountability … [Read more...]
SpecOps New Year’s Eve “Bubble Party” with Hooters Girls Goes Terribly, Horribly, Wrong
SpecOps New Year's Eve "Bubble Party" with Hooters Girls Goes Terribly, Horribly, Wrong* by Hugh Jashol January 3, 2020 SAVANNAH, GA - A New Year's Eve … [Read more...]
Wikileaks Releases “Brain Transcript” from Classified DARPA Program
Wikileaks Releases "Brain Transcript" from Classified DARPA Program by Untactic Al January 1, 2020 Unnamed sources leaked sensitive data related to a … [Read more...]
USAF Redesigns Santa’s Sleigh, Utilizes New “Red-Star” Technology
USAF Redesigns Santa's Sleigh, Utilizes New "Red-Star" Stealth Technology by Untactic Al December 31, 2019 According to Popular Mechanics the Air Force … [Read more...]
Catastrophic “Blue on Red” Incident: Santa Claus Killed in NORAD Transponder Identification Mixup
Catastrophic “Blue on Red” Incident: Santa Claus Killed in NORAD Transponder Identification Mixup by Untactic Al December 25, 2019 PETERSON AFB, CO – at 2348 … [Read more...]
Algorithms Predict National Guard Mutiny Following Adoption of Virginia Democrat Gun Control Proposal
Algorithms Predict National Guard Mutiny Following Adoption of Virginia Democrat Gun Control Proposal by Untactic Al December 22, 2019 RICHMOND, VA - Earlier … [Read more...]
Military Service Academies Implement Mandatory Wear of Mittens to Prevent Use of “White Power” Hand Sign
Military Service Academies Implement Mandatory Wear of Mittens to Prevent Use of "White Power" Hand Sign by Untactic Al December 21, 2019 ANNAPOLIS, MD - … [Read more...]
Navy Admiral Heads Summit Leading DoD-Wide Morale Makeover… Sans Pants
Navy Admiral Heads Summit Leading DoD-Wide Morale Makeover... Sans Pants by Untactic Al Dec 15, 2019 LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - Article 107 News obtained the … [Read more...]