U.S. Space Force Uniform Unveiled by Untactic Al January 20, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. - A few days ago, Air Force officials debuted the uniform design for the … [Read more...]
DoD’s “4H Doctrine” Disrupts Insurgent Operations: Several Sheep Recommended for Purple Heart
DoD's "4H Doctrine" Disrupts Insurgent Operations: Several Sheep Recommended for Purple Heart by Untactic Al Jan 10, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. - Insurgent … [Read more...]
GAO Determines 95% of DoD Reports “Not Humanly Possible to Read” Due to Volume
GAO Determines 95% of DoD Reports "Not Humanly Possible to Read" Due to Volume by Untactic Al Jan 9, 2020 In a recent GAO (U.S. Government Accountability … [Read more...]
SpecOps New Year’s Eve “Bubble Party” with Hooters Girls Goes Terribly, Horribly, Wrong
SpecOps New Year's Eve "Bubble Party" with Hooters Girls Goes Terribly, Horribly, Wrong* by Hugh Jashol January 3, 2020 SAVANNAH, GA - A New Year's Eve … [Read more...]
Wikileaks Releases “Brain Transcript” from Classified DARPA Program
Wikileaks Releases "Brain Transcript" from Classified DARPA Program by Untactic Al January 1, 2020 Unnamed sources leaked sensitive data related to a … [Read more...]
USAF Redesigns Santa’s Sleigh, Utilizes New “Red-Star” Technology
USAF Redesigns Santa's Sleigh, Utilizes New "Red-Star" Stealth Technology by Untactic Al December 31, 2019 According to Popular Mechanics the Air Force … [Read more...]
Catastrophic “Blue on Red” Incident: Santa Claus Killed in NORAD Transponder Identification Mixup
Catastrophic “Blue on Red” Incident: Santa Claus Killed in NORAD Transponder Identification Mixup by Untactic Al December 25, 2019 PETERSON AFB, CO – at 2348 … [Read more...]
Algorithms Predict National Guard Mutiny Following Adoption of Virginia Democrat Gun Control Proposal
Algorithms Predict National Guard Mutiny Following Adoption of Virginia Democrat Gun Control Proposal by Untactic Al December 22, 2019 RICHMOND, VA - Earlier … [Read more...]
Military Service Academies Implement Mandatory Wear of Mittens to Prevent Use of “White Power” Hand Sign
Military Service Academies Implement Mandatory Wear of Mittens to Prevent Use of "White Power" Hand Sign by Untactic Al December 21, 2019 ANNAPOLIS, MD - … [Read more...]
Navy Admiral Heads Summit Leading DoD-Wide Morale Makeover… Sans Pants
Navy Admiral Heads Summit Leading DoD-Wide Morale Makeover... Sans Pants by Untactic Al Dec 15, 2019 LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - Article 107 News obtained the … [Read more...]
USAF Commandeers Santa Claus’ North Pole Operation, Establishes 1st Heavy Lift Aerial Squadron (HLAS)
USAF Commandeers Santa Claus' North Pole Operation, Establishes 1st Heavy Lift Aerial Squadron (HLAS) by Untactic Al December 14, 2019 THULE, GREENLAND … [Read more...]
President Trump: Lessons in Travel Voucher Faux Pas
President Trump: Lessons in Travel Voucher Faux Pas by Untactic Al December 13, 2019 WASHINGTON, D.C. – Article 107 News stopped at El Leakos for lunch a few … [Read more...]
Hurricane Combat: Who Is the Real Enemy?
Hurricane Combat: Who is the real enemy? by COL Pat Shrill December 12, 2019 The dilemma was that I don't like this President, though he is my … [Read more...]
Congress Awards $100M To Air Force Captain Who Sexually Identifies as F-35
Congress Awards $100M To Air Force Captain Who Sexually Identifies as F-35 by Hugh Jashol December 7, 2019 ("Hero of Minot" pictured below) MINOT … [Read more...]
Army in Crisis: “We Fired Everyone Who Knew How To Do PowerPoint”
Army in Crisis: "We Fired Everyone Who Knew How To Do PowerPoint" by Hugh Jashol December 6, 2019 WASHINGTON D.C. - In the realm of unintended consequences, … [Read more...]
“Ask the Barracks Lawyer #2:” When You Drop Your Sidearm into the Port-O-Pottie
Ask the Barracks Lawyer Volume I, Issue 2 by The Barracks Lawyer December 5, 2019 Each week soldiers approach me in order to get advice on everything from … [Read more...]
Ask The Barracks Lawyer #1: “Don’t Believe Anything You Hear At West Point”
Ask The Barracks Lawyer #1: "Don't Believe Anything You Hear At West Point" by The Barracks Lawyer December 4, 2019 Each week soldiers stop me in order to get … [Read more...]
Posers of the World, Unite!
Posers of the World, Unite! by Mutter Gabeler December 4, 2019 “Alright, can everyone please quiet down? Come on, guys. Please, quiet down. OK. That’s … [Read more...]
President Trump Shows Appreciation to Afghanistan Troops “Mar-a-Lago Style”
President Trump Shows Appreciation to Afghanistan Troops "Mar-a-Lago Style" by Untactic Al December 2, 2019 WASHINGTON D.C. - Most people are aware of the … [Read more...]
PAO Cancels 2020 Division Commander Pin-Up Calendar
PAO Cancels 2020 Division Commander Pin-Up Calendar by Noah Ward December 1, 2019 ALEXANDIRA, VA - In a surprise decision earlier today, the Army Public … [Read more...]