by Maxwell Paddington NELLIS AFB, NV -- Airmen at Nellis Air Force Base, Nevada, can now enjoy the services of a tattoo parlor called the "American Continue Reading
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U.S. Army Activates PSYOP Social Justice Warrior Battalion
by Maxwell Paddington FORT BRAGG, NC -- Yesterday, Lt. Col. James Jones took command of the Army’s newest PSYOP Battalion, the 1st Social Justice Continue Reading
Air Force Deploys Next Generation Drone: The MQ “Peaceful Protestor”
Air Force Deploys Next Generation Drone: The MQ "Peaceful Protestor" by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. (PENTAGON) -- Department of Defense Continue Reading
Woke University Determines World War II was “Mostly Peaceful” Conflict
Woke University Determines World War II was "Mostly Peaceful" Conflict by Maxwell Paddington August 18, 2020 PORTLAND, OR -- Professors at Continue Reading
SecDef Launches DoD-Wide “Non-Offensive” by Effectively Banning Confederate Flag
SecDef Launches DoD-Wide "Non-Offensive" by Effectively Banning Confederate Flag by Untactic Al Last week the SecDef issued a stunning new policy Continue Reading
U.S. Military Bases to be Renamed after Disney Princesses
Military Installations to be Renamed after Disney Princesses by Maxwell Paddington June 12, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. (Pentagon) -- In an effort to Continue Reading
Army Unveils New, Controversial Footwear Line
Army Unveils New, Controversial Footwear Line by Hugh Jashol May 24, 2020 FORT LEE, VA -- Bowing to social justice pressure, the Army has spent Continue Reading
Commander WAY Too Excited to Play Nothing but AC/DC at Brigade Run Tomorrow
Commander WAY Too Excited to Play Nothing but AC/DC at Brigade Run Tomorrow by Hugh Jashol May 23, 2020 FORT BRAGG, NC -- According to Continue Reading
New Army Study Shows Chaplains are Mostly Useless
New Army Study Shows Chaplains are Mostly Useless by Hugh Jashol May 22, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing irrefutable evidence after years of Continue Reading
Democrats Push Bill Abolishing Military’s Physical Fitness and Height-Weight Standards, Vow No More “Fat Shaming”
Democrats Push Bill Abolishing Military's Physical Fitness and Height-Weight Standards, Vow No More "Fat Shaming" by Maxwell Paddington May 21, Continue Reading
