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Air Force’s Reviews of Trump’s Turnberry Golf Resort Are Not Exactly Glowing
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USAF Band Leader Relieved of Command
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“Deployr”: Veteran Rolls Out Dating App for Deployed Service Members
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U.S. Army Perplexed About The Fuss Over #Brexit: “We Did It First”
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Department of Defense Changes .mil Domain to .milf
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BOHICA: North Carolina National Guard “Blue Falcons” Its Soldiers
BOHICA: North Carolina National Guard "Blue Falcons" Its Soldiers by Hugh JasholSeptember 4, 2019Highly placed officials at the North Carolina Army … [Read more...]
Tape of General Dempsey’s American Idol Audition Surfaces Online
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Axe Body Spray To Launch “Realistic” Line of Deodorant Sprays Specifically for Veterans
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North Carolina Marine Wins New Jersey Powerball; You Won’t Believe What He Did with the Money!
North Carolina Marine Wins New Jersey Powerball; You Won't Believe What He Did with the Money! by Hugh JasholAugust 22, 2019CAMP LEJEUNE, NC - Lance … [Read more...]
Cro-Dependa: A New Breed of Military Spouse
Cro-Dependa: A New Breed of Military Spouse by Connie LinguistAugust 21, 2019The traditional Dependapotamus, the overweight, always-pregnant, Coach-purse … [Read more...]
Thunderbird Pilot “Super Bummed, Bro” About Losing Super Bowl Flyover To Navy
Thunderbird Pilot “Super Bummed, Bro” About Losing Super Bowl Flyover To Navy by Chris "Crash Test" TestostskiThis article first appeared in Article 107 News … [Read more...]
Top Five Reasons the SOF Community is Excited About the New Gilmore Girls
Top Five Reasons the SOF Community is Excited About the New Gilmore Girls by Numbers McListerson 5. Because every SEAL Team has at least one member … [Read more...]
General Mattis’s First Memo To the DoD Leaked To Article 107 News
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82nd Airborne Division to Host 2016 Best Specialist Competition
82nd Airborne Division to Host 2016 Best Specialist Competition by Paul J. O'LearyMay 24, 2016Fort Bragg, NC – The 82nd Airborne Division’s famed All … [Read more...]
General James Mattis Denied Re-Enlistment Because of Tattoos
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