by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Thousands of Americans rushed the Capitol Building yesterday to enthusiastically claim their $600 Continue Reading
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CDC Recommends 70 Million Americans Test for STDs Following Election Results
ATLANTA, GA -- The CDC announced today that it modified its STD testing guidelines amid accusations that previous recommendations were bigoted, Continue Reading
Hollywood Announces Relocation to Beijing, Diversity Quotas Easier to Meet Under One China Policy
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Mainstream Media Elects Biden in Landslide
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Dictator Voted Out of Office, A Historical First
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the first time in history a dictator voted into office has apparently been voted out of office. "Most Continue Reading
Hunter Biden’s Laptop Enters Witness Protection Program
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Merriam-Webster Updates Entry on ‘Gaffe’ a Week Before Election
by Maxwell Paddington SPRINGFIELD, MA -- Merriam-Webster updated its definition and usage guidelines of the term "gaffe" to say its use is "widely Continue Reading
Social Justice Outrage Tentatively Rescheduled for After Election
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Public support for BLM waned in August as a result of riots across the country, as did support for Continue Reading
