U.S. Army Looks to AI to Offset Waning "Human Capability" by Untactic Al Nov 14, 2019 WASHINGTON D.C. - Timed to coincide with Veterans Day, the Army … [Read More]
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Sean Penn Awarded “Informant of the Year” by FBI for El Chapo Capture
Sean Penn Awarded "Informant of the Year" by FBI for El Chapo Capture by Hugh Jashol This article first appeared in Article 107 News January 17, … [Read More]
$400,000 “Bug” in F-35 Helmets Linked to Firefly Booty Calls
$400,000 "Bug" in F-35 Helmets Linked to Firefly Booty Calls by Untactic Al November 13, 2019 WASHINGTON D.C. - According to a recently published article in … [Read More]
JSOC Targeting Demands Drive Drones to Suicide
JSOC Targeting Demands Drive Drones to Suicide by Hugh Jashol November 3, 2019 WASHINGTON D.C. - It was bound to happen: ground down by the stress of … [Read More]
U.S. Department of Justice to Prosecute Troops for Purchase, Possession of “Downrange DVDs”
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President Trump Deploys Troops to the Middle East…and Historical Battefields
President Trump Deploys Troops to the Middle East...and Historical Battefields by Untactic Al November 6, 2019 WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump announced … [Read More]
Urinals on the Wane
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U.S. Military Unable to Locate Rogue General in Pentagon
U.S. Military Unable to Locate Rogue General in Pentagon by Untactic Al October 23, 2019 WASHINGTON, D.C. - Article 107 News was contacted yesterday by … [Read More]
Air Force Retires 8-inch Floppy Disks from Nation’s Nuclear Missile Network
Air Force Retires 8-inch Floppy Disks from Nation's Nuclear Missile Network by Untactic Al October 21, 2019 WASHINGTON, D.C. - A few days ago the Air Force … [Read More]
SEALs Raid Wurlitzer International
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27 Dead After Clinton Attacks Sanders in Iowa
27 Dead After Clinton Attacks Sanders in Iowa by Noah Ward This article first appeared in Article 107 News February 2016. DES MOINES, IA - Earlier today, operatives loyal to rogue presidential candidate Hillary Clinton launched a devastating attack … [Read More]
Hillary Clinton Flees Federal Indictment
Hillary Clinton Flees Federal Indictment by Noah Ward This article first appeared in Article 107 News January 31, 2016. WASHINGTON D.C. - Just hours before the Department of Justice was set to announce an indictment against her for illegal storage of … [Read More]
Pentagon Issues Shocking Poncho Liner Recall; Well-Loved “Woobie” Now Banned
Pentagon Issues Shocking Poncho Liner Recall; Well-Loved “Woobie” Now Banned by Hugh Jashol November 11, 2019 WASHINGTON D.C. - In a dramatic revelation that is sure to rock active duty military and veteran communities all over the world, the Pentagon … [Read More]
Mistaken Identity: Hipster Lives Matter
Mistaken Identity: Hipster Lives Matter by Shane Snell This article first appeared in Article 107 News December 18, 2015. In the wake of the recent shootings, Americans are understandably on edge and on guard. Paris. Colorado. California. They have all … [Read More]
Chemlight Dinners and Ranger Panties: The Unforeseen Dangers of Women in Combat Arms
Chemlight Dinners and Ranger Panties: The Unforeseen Dangers of Women in Combat Arms by Pablo James This article first appeared in Article 107 News December 18, 2015. This week, Defense Secretary Ash Carter announced that all Military Occupational … [Read More]
Army to Award “The Gay is OK” Ribbon To Entire Force
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Sean Penn Awarded “Informant of the Year” by FBI for El Chapo Capture
Sean Penn Awarded "Informant of the Year" by FBI for El Chapo Capture by Hugh Jashol This article first appeared in Article 107 News January 17, 2016. HOLLYWOOD, CA - Hollywood bad boy and all-around bad person Sean Penn was honored in special … [Read More]
U.S. Special Forces Under Investigation for Murder of Rare Afghan Lion
U.S. Special Forces Under Investigation for Murder of Rare Afghan Lion by Hugh Jashol This article first appeared on The Shadowblog and re-posted here January 24, 2016 with the permission of the original author. KANDAHAR, AFGHANISTAN - News that an … [Read More]
President Trump Deploys Troops to the Middle East…and Historical Battefields
President Trump Deploys Troops to the Middle East...and Historical Battefields by Untactic Al November 6, 2019 WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Trump announced last week (pictured below) that he was sending troops back to the Middle East and many were going … [Read More]
“SCIF Spray: It’s Like National Security, in a Can!”
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