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Democrats Push Bill Abolishing Military’s Physical Fitness and Height-Weight Standards, Vow No More “Fat Shaming”
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California Gov. Gavin Newsom Seeks $1 Trillion in Federal Aid to Install Virtue Signals at all 4-Way Stops
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New Blue-State Government COVID Guidelines Include Blindfolds, Earmuffs
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Russia Today and Chinese Communist Party Enter Bidding War to Acquire CNN & MSNBC
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Cop Wrongfully Fired for Negligence During School Shooting Gets Job Back with Pay, Awarded for Saving Own Life and 3 Officers
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