Washington Burns as Senate Infighting Continues by Hugh JasholChaos reigns in Washington, DC as Republicans and Democrats failed yet again to reach a compromise … [Read More]
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Donald Trump’s nuclear button is way bigger than yours
Written by Kevin WisonSources within the White House reported that general mayhem broke out after crackpot dictator and the only obese man in North Korea, Kim … [Read More]
Bergdahl: “Trans-Innocent”
In the wake of the controversial decision not to recommend a lengthy prison sentence for notorious deserter and winner of Planned Parenthood’s prestigious Top … [Read More]
Hurricane Combat: Who Is The Real Enemy?
Hurricane Combat: Who is the real enemy?by COL Pat Shrill, Guest Author The dilemma was that I don't like this President, though he is my Commander-In-Chief. As … [Read More]
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Veterans Shocked To Learn That Millions of Liberals Suddenly Care About Who Joins The US Military
Veterans Shocked To Learn That Millions of Liberals Suddenly Care About Who Joins The US Military by Hugh JasholAcross the country, members of the US military … [Read More]
Posers of the World, Unite!!
by Mutter Gabeler“Alright, can everyone please quiet down? Come on, guys. Please, quiet down. OK. That’s better. Thank you. Alright, so welcome to the First … [Read More]
The Most American Thing You’ll Watch All Week
The Most American Thing You'll Watch All Week by Hugh JasholThe Fourth of July is upon us, and with it, a whole lot of #America. But even with all of the pure … [Read More]
North Carolina Marine Wins New Jersey Powerball; You Won’t Believe What He Did With The Money!
North Carolina Marine Wins New Jersey Powerball; You Won't Believe What He Did With The Money! by Hugh JasholLance Corporal Stanley Durham, a US Marine … [Read More]
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“Deployr:” Veteran Rolls Out Dating App for Deployed Service Members
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The Real Reason The Navy, Not The Air Force, Got The First Air-To-Air Kill Since Desert Storm
by Stu PadassoAn F/A 18 dispatched by the United States Navy recorded the U.S. Military's first air to air kill since 1999 after shooting down a Syrian fighter poised to strike American forces near Tanf. The Naval fighter was dispatched after the Syrian … [Read More]
“Ask The Barracks Lawyer #2:” When You Drop Your Sidearm Into The Port-O-Pottie…
Ask the Barracks Lawyer Volume I, Issue 2Each week soldiers approach me in order to get advice on everything from reprimands and counseling statements, what kind of lingerie to buy for the wives of guys who are deployed, to the best way to get a profile. … [Read More]
Ask The Barracks Lawyer #1: “Don’t Believe Anything You Hear At West Point”
by The Barracks LawyerEach week soldiers stop me in order to get advice on everything from their Article 15s and counseling statements, to dating that nice young lady from the Thoroughbred Lounge IV, to what kind of bourbon to take home to their Eastern … [Read More]
In Rare Post-Shooting Congressional Compromise, Bipartisan Political Effort Manages To Ban One Particularly Lethal Ammo Type
In Rare Post-Shooting Congressional Compromise, Bipartisan Political Effort Manages To Ban One Particularly Lethal Ammo Type by Hugh JasholWhile several contentious efforts at gun control failed in the Republican-controlled House of Representatives in … [Read More]
Army Times Names Killeen Best Place to Marry a Stripper
In a major upset and contrary to the predictions of prominent analysts, this morning the Army Times announced that it was awarding Killeen, TX with the title of "Best Place to Marry a Stripper". While always a major contender, no one expected the scrappy, … [Read More]
Tape of General Dempsey’s American Idol Audition Surfaces Online
by Noah Ward(Los Angeles, CA)Earlier today anonymous sources leaked General Martin Dempsey's audition tape for the 2017 season of American Idol, the long-running talent show on Fox. While a spokesman for the former Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff … [Read More]
Salty Marine Lance Corporal Totally Hates His Brand New, Totally Competent Lieutenant
(53 Area, Camp Pendleton CA)1st Platoon, Alpha Company, 1st Battalion 1st Marine Regiment recently received a new platoon commander, 2nd Lieutenant Matthew Newman. According to sources, Lt. Newman has performed admirably in his three months with the unit, … [Read More]
Best Chemical Officer in Army Spends Day Weeping at Desk
by Noah Ward(Fort Hood, TX)After yet another morning where he was the only field grade officer on staff to show up for PT, Major Dillon Shroud spent the majority of the workday weeping quietly at his desk as he evaluated the Unit Status Report (USR) … [Read More]
Naval Academy Professor Manages To Protest His Own Job
by Noah Ward(Annapolis, MD) Raising alarm in a number of academic circles, tenured English professor Hughbert Dingus successfully protested his way out of a job at the United States Naval Academy. While this was far from the first protest that … [Read More]
