USAF Band Leader Relieved of Command by Untactic AlSeptember 12, 2019JOINT BASE ANACOSTIA-BOLLING AFB, WASHINGTON, D.C. - It was announced today that Air … [Read More]
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Secret U.S. Drone Program Ends Up in Crapper
Secret U.S. Drone Program Ends Up in Crapper by Untactic AlSeptember 17, 2019WASHINGTON, D.C. – Article 107 News obtained recently declassified documents … [Read More]
Air Force’s Reviews of Trump’s Turnberry Golf Resort Are Not Exactly Glowing
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Boobs or Braces: Servicemembers Faced with Tough Decisions
Boobs or Braces: Servicemembers Faced with Tough Decisions by Untactic AlSeptember 14, 2019DAVIS-MONTHAN AFB, AZ - The U.S. military has been hit with a … [Read More]
Senators’ Comments Offer Rare Inside Look at Continuing Resolutions
Senators' Comments Offer Rare Inside Look at Continuing Resolutions by Untactic AlSeptember 19, 2019As the deadline approaches for passage of the Continuing … [Read More]
F-35D Variant Eyed as Replacement for A-10 Warthog
F-35D Variant Eyed as Replacement for A-10 Warthog by Untactic AlSeptember 18, 2019NATIONAL HARBOR, MD - Air Force Association Annual Convention – In a rare … [Read More]
Commissaries Soon to Carry Transgender Feminine Hygiene Products
Commissaries Soon to Carry Transgender Feminine Hygiene Products by Untactic AlSeptember 15, 2019FORT LEE, VA - In a groundbreaking decision, the Defense … [Read More]
Thunderbird Pilot “Super Bummed, Bro” About Losing Super Bowl Flyover To Navy
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First Family’s Cuba Souvenirs Inspire Protests
First Family's Cuba Souvenirs Inspire Protests by Hugh JasholApril 1, 2016WASHINGTON D.C. - The First Family recently returned from a groundbreaking … [Read More]
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Not To Be Outdone By Tennessee’s .50 Caliber Barrett Rifle, Alabama Announces Their State Firearm Is the Stinger Missile
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Tricare Agrees To Pay for Penis Enlargements
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U.S. Army Perplexed About The Fuss Over #Brexit: “We Did It First”
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Department of Defense Changes .mil Domain to .milf
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BOHICA: North Carolina National Guard “Blue Falcons” Its Soldiers
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Tape of General Dempsey’s American Idol Audition Surfaces Online
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Axe Body Spray To Launch “Realistic” Line of Deodorant Sprays Specifically for Veterans
Axe Body Spray To Launch "Realistic" Line of Deodorant Sprays Specifically for Veterans by Hugh JasholSeptember 3, 2019ENGLEWOOD CLIFFS, NJ - Taking a page from last year's "Thank You For Your Service" line of military-themed scented novelty … [Read More]
Rocky Balboa Wins $45M Lawsuit Against CrossFit
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Hurricane Dorian Avoids “Cockburn,” Still On Track To Plow into the Carolinas Raw and Hard
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