by Maxwell Paddington ATLANTA, GA -- Consistent with Coca-Cola's use of a diversity training video telling people to be 'less white' and 'less Continue Reading
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White House Press Secretary Replaced by Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm Flailing Tube Man
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki was replaced today by a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube Continue Reading
Biden Approval Rating Tops 11,500%
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- After just two weeks, Joe Biden has already reached levels of public support his predecessor can only Continue Reading
B-52s Fly Over Middle East as Iran “Executes” First Phase of COVID Vaccination Plan
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Department of Defense officials announced today that B-52 bombers flew over the Middle East as part of Continue Reading
21,000 National Guard Troops Authorized to Celebrate Biden Inauguration
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- According to the National Guard Bureau, (NGB) Army Secretary Ryan McCarthy has authorized 21,000 National Continue Reading
Thousands Storm Capitol to Claim $600 Stimulus Checks
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Thousands of Americans rushed the Capitol Building yesterday to enthusiastically claim their $600 Continue Reading
COVID-19 Relief Bill Includes $10M for English Language Gender Studies Program
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The latest Covid-19 relief bill includes $10M for a gender studies program aimed at assigning each word Continue Reading
Netflix Negotiates Deal with CNN, Fox News, and Others for More “Inexhaustible” Content
by Maxwell Paddington LOS GATOS, CA -- In a stunning move, Netflix signed a multi-billion dollar deal to acquire content from several media Continue Reading
CDC Recommends 70 Million Americans Test for STDs Following Election Results
ATLANTA, GA -- The CDC announced today that it modified its STD testing guidelines amid accusations that previous recommendations were bigoted, Continue Reading
