U.S. Space Force Uniform Unveiled by Untactic Al January 20, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. - A few days ago, Air Force officials debuted the uniform design for the … [Read more...]
WARNING: Far Right Groups Mass-Producing “FlintGlocks” for Virginia’s “Gun-Free” 2nd Amendment Boogaloo on MLK Day
WARNING: Far Right Groups Mass-Producing "FlintGlocks" for Virginia's "Gun-Free" 2nd Amendment Boogaloo on MLK Day by Hugh Jashol Far-right extremists from … [Read more...]
DoD’s “4H Doctrine” Disrupts Insurgent Operations: Several Sheep Recommended for Purple Heart
DoD's "4H Doctrine" Disrupts Insurgent Operations: Several Sheep Recommended for Purple Heart by Untactic Al Jan 10, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. - Insurgent … [Read more...]
GAO Determines 95% of DoD Reports “Not Humanly Possible to Read” Due to Volume
GAO Determines 95% of DoD Reports "Not Humanly Possible to Read" Due to Volume by Untactic Al Jan 9, 2020 In a recent GAO (U.S. Government Accountability … [Read more...]
SpecOps New Year’s Eve “Bubble Party” with Hooters Girls Goes Terribly, Horribly, Wrong
SpecOps New Year's Eve "Bubble Party" with Hooters Girls Goes Terribly, Horribly, Wrong* by Hugh Jashol January 3, 2020 SAVANNAH, GA - A New Year's Eve … [Read more...]
Wikileaks Releases “Brain Transcript” from Classified DARPA Program
Wikileaks Releases "Brain Transcript" from Classified DARPA Program by Untactic Al January 1, 2020 Unnamed sources leaked sensitive data related to a … [Read more...]
USAF Redesigns Santa’s Sleigh, Utilizes New “Red-Star” Technology
USAF Redesigns Santa's Sleigh, Utilizes New "Red-Star" Stealth Technology by Untactic Al December 31, 2019 According to Popular Mechanics the Air Force … [Read more...]
Media Outlets Panic as Lack of News May Force Thousands of Important, Well-educated People to Find Regular Low-Paying Jobs
Media Outlets Panic as Lack of News May Force Thousands of Important, Well-educated People to Find Regular Low-Paying Jobs by Untactic Al December 30, … [Read more...]
Catastrophic “Blue on Red” Incident: Santa Claus Killed in NORAD Transponder Identification Mixup
Catastrophic “Blue on Red” Incident: Santa Claus Killed in NORAD Transponder Identification Mixup by Untactic Al December 25, 2019 PETERSON AFB, CO – at 2348 … [Read more...]
Algorithms Predict National Guard Mutiny Following Adoption of Virginia Democrat Gun Control Proposal
Algorithms Predict National Guard Mutiny Following Adoption of Virginia Democrat Gun Control Proposal by Untactic Al December 22, 2019 RICHMOND, VA - Earlier … [Read more...]
Military Service Academies Implement Mandatory Wear of Mittens to Prevent Use of “White Power” Hand Sign
Military Service Academies Implement Mandatory Wear of Mittens to Prevent Use of "White Power" Hand Sign by Untactic Al December 21, 2019 ANNAPOLIS, MD - … [Read more...]
Navy Admiral Heads Summit Leading DoD-Wide Morale Makeover… Sans Pants
Navy Admiral Heads Summit Leading DoD-Wide Morale Makeover... Sans Pants by Untactic Al Dec 15, 2019 LAS VEGAS, NEVADA - Article 107 News obtained the … [Read more...]
USAF Commandeers Santa Claus’ North Pole Operation, Establishes 1st Heavy Lift Aerial Squadron (HLAS)
USAF Commandeers Santa Claus' North Pole Operation, Establishes 1st Heavy Lift Aerial Squadron (HLAS) by Untactic Al December 14, 2019 THULE, GREENLAND … [Read more...]
President Trump: Lessons in Travel Voucher Faux Pas
President Trump: Lessons in Travel Voucher Faux Pas by Untactic Al December 13, 2019 WASHINGTON, D.C. – Article 107 News stopped at El Leakos for lunch a few … [Read more...]
Hurricane Combat: Who Is the Real Enemy?
Hurricane Combat: Who is the real enemy? by COL Pat Shrill December 12, 2019 The dilemma was that I don't like this President, though he is my … [Read more...]
Donald Trump’s Nuclear Button Is Way Bigger Than Yours
Donald Trump's Nuclear Button Is Way Bigger Than Yours by Kevin Wison This article first appeared in Article 107 News in January 2018. Sources within the … [Read more...]
In a Surprise Move, Senior Officials at the U.S. State Department say, “F— This S—“
In a Surprise Move, Senior Officials at the U.S. State Department say, “F--- This S---" by Hugh Jashol This first appeared in Article 107 News in … [Read more...]
Canada Announces Plans To Build Wall Keeping Out Those Threatening To Move North If Trump Elected; Politely Asks U.S. To Pay For It
Canada Announces Plans To Build Wall Keeping Out Those Threatening To Move North If Trump Elected; Politely Asks U.S. To Pay For It by Hugh Jashol This article … [Read more...]
At West Point, Vice President Pence Usurps Constitutional Authority with Amnesty Plan
At West Point, Vice President Pence Usurps Constitutional Authority with Amnesty Plan by Hugh Jashol This first appeared in Article 107 News in February … [Read more...]
Congress Awards $100M To Air Force Captain Who Sexually Identifies as F-35
Congress Awards $100M To Air Force Captain Who Sexually Identifies as F-35 by Hugh Jashol December 7, 2019 ("Hero of Minot" pictured below) MINOT … [Read more...]