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USAF Band Leader Relieved of Command
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Not To Be Outdone By Tennessee’s .50 Caliber Barrett Rifle, Alabama Announces Their State Firearm Is the Stinger Missile
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Tricare Agrees To Pay for Penis Enlargements
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“Deployr”: Veteran Rolls Out Dating App for Deployed Service Members
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Department of Defense Changes .mil Domain to .milf
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BOHICA: North Carolina National Guard “Blue Falcons” Its Soldiers
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Tape of General Dempsey’s American Idol Audition Surfaces Online
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Axe Body Spray To Launch “Realistic” Line of Deodorant Sprays Specifically for Veterans
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Rocky Balboa Wins $45M Lawsuit Against CrossFit
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Hurricane Dorian Avoids “Cockburn,” Still On Track To Plow into the Carolinas Raw and Hard
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In Rare Post-Shooting Congressional Compromise, Bipartisan Political Effort Manages To Ban One Particularly Lethal Ammo Type
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North Carolina Marine Wins New Jersey Powerball; You Won’t Believe What He Did with the Money!
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Cro-Dependa: A New Breed of Military Spouse
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Thunderbird Pilot “Super Bummed, Bro” About Losing Super Bowl Flyover To Navy
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Top Five Reasons the SOF Community is Excited About the New Gilmore Girls
Top Five Reasons the SOF Community is Excited About the New Gilmore Girls by Numbers McListerson 5. Because every SEAL Team has at least one member … [Read more...]
In a Vote of 1 to 0, Mattis Confirms Himself at Senate Armed Services Committee
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In Shrewd 11th-Hour Political Move, Obama Nominates Himself To Supreme Court
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