Hurricane Combat: Who is the real enemy?by COL Pat Shrill, Guest Author The dilemma was that I don't like this President, though he is my Commander-In-Chief. As … [Read more...]
The Most American Thing You’ll Watch All Week
The Most American Thing You'll Watch All Week by Hugh JasholThe Fourth of July is upon us, and with it, a whole lot of #America. But even with all of the pure … [Read more...]
Tape of General Dempsey’s American Idol Audition Surfaces Online
by Noah Ward(Los Angeles, CA)Earlier today anonymous sources leaked General Martin Dempsey's audition tape for the 2017 season of American Idol, the … [Read more...]
Trump to lead Thunderbird Super Bowl 51 Flyover
Trump to lead Thunderbird Super Bowl 51 flyover by Chris Lemay(NRG Stadium, Houston Texas)White House Press Secretary Sean Spicer announced a short time … [Read more...]
Top 5 Reasons the SOF Community is Excited About the New Gilmore Girls
By Numbers McListerson 5. Because every SEAL Team has at least one member like Rory. 4. It gives us an excuse to get the gang back … [Read more...]
Caitlin Jenner To Enlist With “Option 40” Contract, Will Be First Female In Ranger Regiment
Caitlin Jenner To Enlist With "Option 40" Contract, Will Be First Female In Ranger Regiment by Hugh Jashol _____Former Olympian and former man Caitlin … [Read more...]
After Surprise Meeting, Trump Names Rapper Kanye West as Secretary for Housing and Urban Development
After Surprise Meeting, Trump Names Rapper Kanye West as Secretary for Housing and Urban Development by Hugh JasholAfter the surprise meeting at Trump Tower … [Read more...]
General Mattis’s First Memo To The DoD Leaked To Article 107 News
Article 107 News received General James “Mad Dog” Mattis’s memo to the Department of Defense yesterday from an anonymous source. Mattis will take over for SECDEF … [Read more...]
Enlistment for American Foreign Legion exceeds U.S. Army
Enlistment for the newly-created American Foreign Legion are more than double U.S. Army projected recruitment numbers for 2016 and 2017 in less than a week, … [Read more...]
Air Force “Joke” Turns the Tide in Afghan War
Surrender dates for the Taliban in Afghanistan are scheduled to occur in three weeks in Kabul. The cause of the sudden coalition victory? Relentless CAS by the … [Read more...]
Outrage as Captive Human Killed in Ape City Zoo
by Paul J. O'LearyJune 2, 3983, Ape City - Officials with the Ministry of Science are embroiled in controversy after a small Chimanzee child entered a human … [Read more...]
82nd Airborne Division to Host 2016 Best Specialist Competition
by Paul J. O'LearyFort Bragg, NC – The 82nd Airborne Division’s famed All American Week is coming up next week, May 23 through 26, 2016. The annual event in a … [Read more...]
BREAKING: Ranger Veterans From “Article 15 Clothing” To Sign Record Deal?
Pablo James, with an Article 107 News exclusiveEl Paso, Texas - After destroying the charts with their debut single, Bitch I Operate, heavily armed rappers … [Read more...]
Movie Review: Deadpool Sucks, And The People Who Like It Are Idiots
by Prof. Gordion St. Visage du Testicules, PhD, Associate Dean of the Yale Theatre Studies Program _____ Not since the fall of wicked Babylon have we seen a … [Read more...]
Green Light for 75th Ranger Regiment’s “Mass Tac” Airfield Seizure Demonstration During Superbowl Halftime Show
by Hugh JasholIt's official: in a record-setting first, the halftime entertainment for Super Bowl 50 is... the US Army???After last-minute … [Read more...]
Thunderbird Pilot “Super Bummed, Bro” About Losing Super Bowl Flyover to Navy
by Chris "Crash Test" TestostskiSAN FRANCISCO, CASelf-proclaimed world’s greatest Denver Broncos fan, Captain Ryan “Smoker” Bodenheimer, is reportedly … [Read more...]
Review: ‘The Finest Hours’ Best Coast Guard Film Not Starring Ashton Kutcher
By Specialist Skeeter Willis, Article 107 Culture Editor Man lemme tell you what, I dunno what other folks are thinkin' but I loved the hell out of … [Read more...]
Tim Kennedy to Fight ISIS in Octagon
by Paul J. O'Leary, Article 107 Staff writer. LAS VEGAS, NV – UFC president Dana White announced today Tim Kennedy will fight ISIS in UFC 200. This will … [Read more...]
