House Intelligence Committee Chairman “Schiffing His Pants” as Officials Clear Transcripts Affirming No Trump Campaign Collusion
by Maxwell Paddington
May 7, 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Earlier this week, Senior intelligence officials cleared transcripts of House Intelligence Committee interviews affirming they had no evidence of collusion between the Trump campaign and Russia during the 2016 election. This aligns with the results of former Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s investigation; however the transcribed interviews could contradict House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff’s (D) past statements that there was “direct evidence” of collusion.
Senior administration officials told Article 107 News that the Chairman is “Schiffing his pants” because “the transcripts show a total lack of evidence, despite Schiff personally going out saying he had more than circumstantial evidence that there was collusion.”
Article 107 News reached out several times to Adam Schiff for comment, but our calls were met with only toilet flushes.
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