by Maxwell Paddington
Not to be outdone by China, the U.S. has contracted with Lockheed Martin to produce a million ‘Stealth Omicron‘ infections. The new substrain is reported to be more transmissible than Omicron itself with planned exports to more than 40 countries, so far, including the UK, India, Sweden, Norway, and Singapore.
“We spent the past two years reverse-engineering the original Wuhan coronavirus,” said Lockheed spokesperson, Bigg Farmma. “Incorporating stealth and other technologies is critical in maintaining a competitive edge against China.”
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