by Maxwell Paddington
LOS GATOS, CA — In a stunning move, Netflix signed a multi-billion dollar deal to acquire content from several media conglomerates, including CNN, MSNBC, Fox News, and other MSM sources.
“Since inventing ‘binge-watching’, we’re always looking for new content,” said Netflix CEO Mia B. Rich. “And what these outlets provide has proven inexhaustible.”
“We still haven’t determined if they will be categorized as ‘drama’ or ‘horror’–or a new category altogether.”
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