Gallup Poll Shows White House Spokesmodel Kayleigh McEnany “Designed by Nature to Enrage MSNBC Viewers”
by Maxwell Paddington
May 13, 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Kayleigh McEnany has served as the White House spokesmodel since April 2020. In a recent Gallup poll, 82% of those surveyed said they were “sure” or “very sure” that McEnany would become a Fox News broadcaster after her tenure at the White House. Fox News, well-known for its menagerie of attractive female anchors, is also home to the White House’s original spokesmodel, Dana Perino, who served during the Bush administration from 2007-2009.
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