Quarantine Got You Down? Take a Peek Inside the Mind of Untactic Al
by Untactic Al
Hi babe I’m home.
Oh hi. So I got a call from Jimmy’s school today and apparently he…….
So is there anything I need to do to help?
No, I took care of it but it would have been nice if you could have taken the call.
Sorry, I was in a briefing and we had to leave our phones outside the room and….
And then to top it off Brittney at work totally threw me under the bus today about the coffee order…
I’m sorry she did that to you but you are a good worker and your boss will see that.
My boss is a cow and completely clueless! Do you know what she did to me with my last project? She…
Wow, I’m sorry. Maybe you should look for another job?
I can’t look for another job right now! Do you even know how tough the market is right now?
(I’M SCREAMING ON THE INSIDE AT THE TOP OF MY LUNGS AND BEATING THE WALL WITH MY FISTS. WHY AM I NOT SCREAMING OUT LOUD? BECAUSE NOBODY WOULD UNDERSTAND EVEN IF I TRIED TO EXPLAIN. SO I SCREAM ON THE INSIDE AND SMILE AND NOD ON THE OUTSIDE.)
I’m sorry baby. What can I do to help?
Nothing really. It is what it is. Did you get something for dinner on the way home?
No sorry. Do you want me to go get something?
No never mind. I’ll just heat up the leftovers.
To all of you out there silent screaming – I get it. Lots of us get it.
Prior to joining the Article 107 News Team, Untactic Al had a controversial and checkered 36-year career in the United States Air Force. He recently received his DD-214 blankie. The fact that he made it as far as he did merely illustrates the incompetence of his leadership.
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