by Maxwell Paddington
WASHINGTON, D.C. — Thousands of Americans rushed the Capitol Building yesterday to enthusiastically claim their $600 stimulus checks. The influx of grateful Americans was so overwhelming that normal business operations were temporarily halted.
“Things did get out of hand for a while,” remarked one lawmaker. “But all of the checks were handed out by 6 pm, and the crowds promptly dispersed.”
Normal business operations resumed this morning.
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