by Maxwell Paddington
BETHESDA, MD. — Doctors treating President Trump at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center have ordered a nation-wide cleanse of MSM to help speed the nation’s recovery.
According to Dr. B. A. Pepper, “The constant vitriol and diatribe pumped out by MSM have caused sepsis to set into the country. Sepsis occurs when a local infection triggers a potentially fatal chain reaction throughout your body.“
President Trump’s medical team said the infection was caught early enough for a full recovery with aggressive treatment. Dr. Pepper added: “The American Medical Association recognizes MSM’s active role in purposefully creating dissent, sewing division and inflaming tensions for financial and political gains–and recommends severely reducing, if not eliminating, MSM contact. Prolonged exposure is toxic.”
Medical researchers have also linked MSM to Trump Derangement Syndrome and other maladies.
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