Conservatives Flock to Closed Arizona Beaches in Support Trump’s “Resistance to Tyranny” Tweet
by Hugh Jashol
May 5, 2020
NEW YORK, NY (MSNBC Head quarters) — Tens of thousands of conservatives in deep-Red Arizona are defying “stay at home” orders in support of President Trump’s directives to “resist tyranny” by flocking to the state’s many beautiful beaches. Arizona’s ocean beaches, renowned for their beauty, were ordered closed earlier this month in an act that many political conservatives see as textbook government over-reach.
The conservative activist group leading these stunning and brave acts of social justice, Special Action Towards the Interests of Republican Everywhere, announced in an InfoWars press release that after securing Arizona’s ocean beaches, conservatives next plan on liberating their state’s rainforests and glaciers.
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Yes, we know that Arizona is land-locked and doesn’t have ocean beaches. Nor do they have rain forests or glaciers. Thank you for feeling the need to prove your intellectual superiority by smugly telling us that fact instead of… you know… bothering read the article first. Good job, Sparky!
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