by Maxwell Paddington
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a watershed moment, the Democratic Party officially reformed into the Ad Hominem Party (H) yesterday. Nancy Pelosi stated the name change “more accurately reflects the values by which we legislate.”
Biden and Harris, now leaders of the Ad Hominems, jointly announced the new party would ensure the “mostly peaceful” transfer of power in the upcoming Presidential election, consistent with the nation’s two-party system electoral process.
The announcement also stated the Ad Hominem party symbol is whatever anyone “identifies” it to be in any given moment, as long as it is based on sex, age, race, ethnicity, sexual orientation, gender identity, religion, creed, or national origin.
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