by Maxwell Paddington
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The latest Covid-19 relief bill includes $10M for a gender studies program aimed at assigning each word in the English language appropriate gender, non-gender, and transgender-specific counterparts. Supporters insist the 5-year initiative would leverage the talents of the over 166,000 professionals with cultural & gender studies degrees.
The announcement was made immediately following the opening prayer for the new session of Congress by Rep. Emanuel Cleaver (D-Mo.), who ended his prayer with, “Amen and a-woman.”
If enacted, the number of English words currently in use is expected to rise from 171,476* to more than 15 million.
*according to the Oxford English Dictionary
An Article 107 News Publication
Article 107 of the military’s Uniform Code of Military Justice covers “False Official Statements.” As our name implies, we are a satirical site, and you shouldn’t think anything we publish is real. You should, however, mercilessly mock anyone who does. You can follow Article 107 News on Twitter at @Article107News. If you’re looking for real news, check out our sister site The Havok Journal. Or you can visit us on Facebook or follow us on Twitter at @HavokJournal.
