by Maxwell Paddington
WASHINGTON, D.C. — For the first time in history a dictator voted into office has apparently been voted out of office. “Most dictators maintain power through fear and control of the state apparatus,” said UCLA history professor Demi Kratt. “Trump is the first dictator to be voted into, and out of, office through a democratic process.”
Professor Kratt added, “These last four years of terror, including tax cuts, better-secured borders, and sense of patriotism have finally come to end.”
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