by Maxwell Paddington
Vice President Kamala Harris sat down for an interview with TODAY’s Craig Melvin to discuss the Biden administration’s progress made with respect to COVID-19. However, VP Harris short-circuited almost immediately, unable to answer basic questions posed to her. DARPA scientists are currently running a battery of diagnostic tests to identify and repair the fault in her circuitry. According to White House spokesperson, Meritt Ocracy, this is expected to delay President Biden’s long-overdue firmware update.
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