by Maxwell Paddington
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The FBI announced it transferred custody of Hunter Biden’s laptop to the U.S. Marshals Service yesterday in order for the laptop to enter the Federal Witness Security Program.
The U.S. Marshals Service provides for the security, health, and safety of government witnesses, and their immediate dependents, whose lives are in danger as a result of their testimony against drug traffickers, terrorists, organized crime members, and other major criminals.
According to Deputy Marshal Bob N. Weave, “Hunter Biden’s laptop meets the criteria for entry into the witness protection program.”
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