by Maxwell Paddington
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The FBI announced it transferred custody of Hunter Biden’s laptop to the U.S. Marshals Service yesterday in order for the laptop to enter the Federal Witness Security Program.
According to Deputy Marshal Bob N. Weave, “Hunter Biden’s laptop meets the criteria for entry into the witness protection program.”
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