“Democrat-Flavored” Impeachment Pizza is a Bust, but Only Cost Them $20.20
by Hugh Jashol
May 6, 2020
WASHINGTON, D.C. — That “impeachment” pizza the Democrats whipped up sure seemed like a good idea when they ordered it, but now it’s tasting a lot like crow.
The good news is, even with the free personalized pens that came with it, the Democrats impeachment-infused pizza will it only cost them $20.20.
“This seemed like a good idea at the time,” said Nancy Pelosi. “The good news is, this whole farce only cost us $20.20. I’m sure that will be a great comfort to the half of America who didn’t want Trump re-elected in an electoral landslide.”
Immediately after it was delivered to the U.S. public, Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi ripped the entire impeachment pizza, box and all, in half with her bare hands. I guess nobody gets to enjoy the Democrats’ impeachment pizza now.
…but it still cost them $20.20.
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