by Maxwell Paddington
WASHINGTON, D.C. — While a majority of 270 electoral voters is required to elect the president, the mainstream media has attributed all 538 of the electors in the Electoral College for Biden. Foregoing titles like “President-elect or Vice President-elect”, Biden and Harris are dubbed as “President” and “Vice President” by MSM with speculation on who will compose their cabinet.
Network censors are also considering banning the name “Trump” from the airways–simply referring to it as the “T-word.”
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