by Maxwell Paddington
For the past two years, lockdowns had “little to no effect” on saving lives during the pandemic — and “should be rejected out of hand as a pandemic policy,” according to experts after an exhaustive meta-analysis of dozens of studies.
Furthermore, the meta-analysis showed that mainstream media outlets such as CNN, Fox, and MSNBC are 84% more virulent than Covid. Consequently, it was announced today that Dr. Anthony Fauci will replace Jeff Zucker as CNN president as part of his duties as Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases (NIAD).
“It’s a natural extension of NIAD’s purview,” said NIAD spokesperson Wu Hahn Labliek. “The data is clear: Americans’ concerns over truth, accuracy, and accountability don’t apply to government officials, politicians, or MSM outlets.”
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