Posers of the World, Unite!
by Mutter Gabeler
December 4, 2019
“On an administrative note, we have some late adds to the breakout sessions. Mark Wayne Tiemann is presenting in Conference Room C at 10:00 AM about Medals and Patches and how best you can choose and wear whatever patches and medals appeal to you so that you can fool 95% of people. Also, John Giduck will be talking in Room D at 1:30 PM about writing terrorism books that you know nothing about but shows you as an expert and gets you speaking and lecturing jobs at colleges, universities, law enforcement and even military academies and schools.”
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