“Tiger King” Joe Exotic to be Released from Prison Over Coronavirus Concerns
by Hugh Jashol
April 27, 2020
FORT WORTH, TX — Tiger trainer and endangered animal trafficker Joe Exotic, star of the runaway hit Netflix docu-drama “Tiger King,” is due to be released from prison in California as part of a mass-release program designed to stem the spread of COVID-19 in the state.
Mr. Exotic, who ran for President of the United States and for Governor of Oklahoma, is best known as the self-described “gay redneck” star of the wildly popular meth-and-tigers-fueled Netflix show. Nor is Joe Exotic the only celebrity bad boy to get released early: rapper and fulltime government snitch Tekashi SixNine is also out of prison courtesy of the Chinese coronavirus.
When we reached out to Joe Exotic to ask him what the first thing he wanted to do with his newfound freedom, the man known to the world as The Tiger King simply responded “that bitch Carole Baskin.” It is unclear what he meant by this statement.
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Yes, Tekashi SixNine is getting out of jail early. I guess it pays to turn state’s evidence and start snitching. But if Joe Exotic is getting out of prison anytime soon, that’s news to us. We didn’t talk to him for this story. We wouldn’t even know how to get in touch with him. We sure do think it would be fun, though.
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