by Maxwell Paddington
CLEVELAND, OH — Article 107 News recently confirmed that Tuesday’s presidential debate was actually a Zoloft infomericial. Following the debate, prescriptions for the anti-depressant skyrocketed 300%.
“It was an extremely effective marketing strategy,” said Art 107 News business consultant, Doug Habit. “Pharmaceutical competition is fierce and after watching that debate folks will either want a prescription or up their dose.”
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Article 107 of the military’s Uniform Code of Military Justice covers “False Official Statements.” As our name implies, we are a satirical site, and you shouldn’t think anything we publish is real. You should, however, mercilessly mock anyone who does. You can follow Article 107 News on Twitter at @Article107News. If you’re looking for real news, check out our sister site The Havok Journal. Or you can visit us on Facebook or follow us on Twitter at @HavokJournal.
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Article 107 of the military’s Uniform Code of Military Justice covers “False Official Statements.” As our name implies, we are a satirical site, and you shouldn’t think anything we publish is real. You should, however, mercilessly mock anyone who does. You can follow Article 107 News on Twitter at @Article107News. If you’re looking for real news, check out our sister site The Havok Journal. Or you can visit us on Facebook or follow us on Twitter at @HavokJournal.