by Maxwell Paddington
FORT BRAGG, NC — Yesterday, Lt. Col. James Jones took command of the Army’s newest PSYOP Battalion, the 1st Social Justice Warfare (SJW) Battalion, pledging the unit’s commitment to disrupting America’s enemies through disunity in three stages.
“Together, we will convince our enemies that they must understand racism and then admit they cannot understand racism,” said Jones. “Next they will admit their complicity in racism and pledge to do better knowing that it is impossible to do better. And finally, they will become an ally, yet accept they can never do enough.”
The unit crest is a limp fist with the motto: “Divide and Conquer.”
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