by Maxwell Paddington
ATLANTA, GA — Consistent with Coca-Cola’s use of a diversity training video telling people to be ‘less white’ and ‘less oppressive,’ Coca-Cola Vanilla is now less white.
“We’re using 20% less natural flavor in our Coca-Cola Vanilla,” said Howie Pander, a company spokesperson. “This is part of our strategic vision and commitment to diversity.”
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