by Maxwell Paddington
WASHINGTON, D.C. — White House Press Secretary Jen Psaki was replaced today by a wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man.
“Test audiences showed the wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man was just as effective, and in some cases more effective, in answering White House press corp questions–which included a 50% reduction in ‘circling back’,” said a White House official.
“Polls show the new guy is more dynamic and relatable than our previous animatronic press secretary.”
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