World Health Organization Acknowledges “Violent Rioting” Totally Cures COVID-19, NC Public Health Officials Demonstrate Proper Self-Application
by Hugh Jashol
June 2, 2020
GENEVA, SWITZERLAND — It turned out that the cure was right in front of us, all this time.
“You see, setting one’s own city on fire purifies the surrounding area of all COVID-19 for a 12-mile radius. And by looting supplies, individual citizens can take care and recovery into their own hands, without having to deal with repressive capitalism and their Big Pharma lapdogs,” said Tedros Adhanom, Director General of the World Health Organization.
This aligns with democratic states and cities reversal of strict COVID lockdown policies in favor of permitting rioting, looting and destruction of their constituents’ communities.
“The flames of freedom burn brightest in Democratically-controlled cities and states,” said Nancy Pelosi in a zoom video broadcasting from her cozy San Francisco mansion. “The Trump administration failed to act during this COVID crises, so it was up to us to take charge by doing nothing, to let the cure ripple across the country.”
Darwin A. Ward, a Fayetteville, NC public health official, demonstrated proper self-application of the cure. See here.
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