Heroes Battle "Injustice League of Woke America" in Zack Snyder Cut by Maxwell Paddington HOLLYWOOD, C.A. -- In the wake of 2017’s critical bomb Continue Reading
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Air Force Deploys Next Generation Drone: The MQ “Peaceful Protestor”
Air Force Deploys Next Generation Drone: The MQ "Peaceful Protestor" by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. (PENTAGON) -- Department of Defense Continue Reading
After “BLM” Moment, Goodyear Tires Recalled for Pulling Hard to the Left
After "BLM" Moment, Goodyear Tires Recalled for Pulling Hard to the Left by Hugh Jashol AKRON, OH (Goodyear Headquarters) -- After proving zero Continue Reading
Experts Determine Obama So White-Washed by Media, No Longer Considered First Black President
Experts Determine Obama So White-Washed by Media, No Longer Considered First Black President by Maxwell Paddington BERKELEY, CA -- A 5-year study Continue Reading
COVID-19 Found in Semen: CDC Recommends Couples Maintain Minimum 6-inches of Social Distancing
COVID-19 Found in Semen: CDC Recommends Couples Maintain Minimum 6-inches of Social Distancing by Maxwell Paddington ATLANTA, GA (CDC Continue Reading
Woke University Determines World War II was “Mostly Peaceful” Conflict
Woke University Determines World War II was "Mostly Peaceful" Conflict by Maxwell Paddington August 18, 2020 PORTLAND, OR -- Professors at Continue Reading
PC Tools are All the Rage
PC Tools are All the Rage by Untactic Al Due to the outrage over antiquated names of things which are causing, or may cause even one sensitive Continue Reading
Biden Narrowly Wins Argument with Trump Mannequin, Dem Strategists Say “No Need” for Further Debates
Biden Narrowly Wins Argument with Trump Mannequin, Dem Strategists Say "No Need" for Further Debates by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Continue Reading
Biden “Gaffes” Decoded by NSA, Determined to be Family Recipe for Delicious Word Salad
Biden "Gaffes" Decoded by NSA, Determined to be Family Recipe for Delicious Word Salad by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Wednesday, Continue Reading
At Last! The World is Finally Awokening to Cancel Culture
At Last! The World is Finally Awokening to Cancel Culture by Untactic Al Due to the outrage of a small percentage of the world population over Continue Reading