"Democrat-Flavored" Impeachment Pizza is a Bust, but Only Cost Them $20.20 by Hugh Jashol May 6, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- That "impeachment" Continue Reading
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Mattel Releases New “Petty Dictator Barbie” in Honor of Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer
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While Al Sharpton Presses for Black V.P., Biden Asks: “What color ‘being qualified for a job’ is?”
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NYT Wins Pulitzer Prize for Objective Reporting, Declares Bankruptcy Next Day
NYT Wins Pulitzer Prize for Objective Reporting, Declares Bankruptcy Next Day by Maxwell Paddington May 4, 2020 NEW YORK, NY -- Yesterday, The Continue Reading
Biden Denies Sexual Assault Allegation: “I Love American Pie as Much as the Next Guy, but Never Met Tara Reid”
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Fort Hood COVID Cases Exceed STD Infections for the First Time Ever, Concerning Health Officials
Fort Hood COVID Cases Exceed STD Infections for the First Time Ever, Concerning Health Officials by Hugh Jashol May 3, 2020 Reported cases of Continue Reading
Cheerleader for MLK: Rep. Maxine Waters Demands Affirmative Action for White Athletes Drafted by NBA and NFL
Cheerleader for MLK: Rep. Maxine Waters Demands Affirmative Action for White Athletes Drafted by NBA and NFL by Maxwell Paddington May 1, Continue Reading
Pentagon’s “Unidentified Aerial Phenomena” Determined to be “COVID Clusters” as Virus Adapts to Better Protect Itself
Pentagon's "Unidentified Aerial Phenomena" Determined to be "COVID Clusters" as Virus Adapts to Better Protect Itself by Maxwell Paddington April Continue Reading
Biden Chooses V.P. “Formerly Known as Bruce” after Tanning Injections
Biden Chooses V.P. "Formerly Known as Bruce" after Tanning Injections by Maxwell Paddington April 28, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, Joe Continue Reading
U.N. Chief Complains “Everyone is Kung Flu Fighting,” Calls for Solidarity Amid COVID Crisis
UN Chief Complains "Everyone is Kung Flu Fighting," Calls for Solidarity Amid COVID Crisis by Maxwell Paddington April 28, 2020 NEW YORK, NY Continue Reading