The Most American Thing You'll See All Week by Hugh Jashol July 1, 2020 WASHINGTON D.C. - The Fourth of July is upon us, and with it, a whole Continue Reading
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Surgeon General Issues New Warning: Quitting U.S. News Media Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health
Surgeon General Issues New Warning: Quitting U.S. News Media Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health by Maxwell Paddington June 25, Continue Reading
U.S. Military Bases to be Renamed after Disney Princesses
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. (Pentagon) -- In an effort to increase government transparency, all U.S. military bases worldwide will be Continue Reading
Democrats Accused of Cultural Appropriation by “Insomniacs,” a New Far Left Movement
Democrats Accused of Cultural Appropriation by "Insomniacs," a New Far Left Movement by Maxwell Paddington June 10, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Continue Reading
2020 U.S. Census Abolishes Racial Demographics, Replaces “Race” with “American”
2020 U.S. Census Abolishes Racial Demographics, Replaces "Race" with "American" by Maxwell Paddington June 8, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a Continue Reading
Mr. Biggles Revealed as “Defund the Police” Mastermind, Part of Plan to Install Adorable Fascist Regime
Mr. Biggles Revealed as "Defund the Police" Mastermind, Part of Plan to Install Adorable Fascist Regime by Maxwell Paddington June 7, Continue Reading
Supreme Court Designates Straight White Males a Protected Group
Supreme Court Designates Straight White Males a Protected Group by Maxwell Paddington June 5, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the Supreme Continue Reading
World Health Organization Acknowledges “Violent Rioting” Totally Cures COVID-19, NC Public Health Officials Demonstrate Proper Self-Application
World Health Organization Acknowledges "Violent Rioting" Totally Cures COVID-19, NC Public Health Officials Demonstrate Proper Self-Application by Continue Reading
Minneapolis Mayor Limits Looters to 25 Per Store, Citing COVID Concerns
Minneapolis Mayor Limits Looters to 25 Per Store, Citing COVID Concerns by Hugh Jashol (Minneapolis, MN) Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey announced Continue Reading
Mississippi Mayor Resigns Amid Outrage Over George Floyd Comments, “I will always surrender to the mob mentality”
Mississippi Mayor Resigns Amid Outrage Over George Floyd Comments, "I will always surrender to the mob mentality" by Maxwell Paddington May 29, Continue Reading