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China’s President Blames COVID-19 On “Two White Guys with MAGA Hats”
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“Democrat-Flavored” Impeachment Pizza is a Bust, but Only Cost Them $20.20
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Mattel Releases New “Petty Dictator Barbie” in Honor of Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer
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Conservatives Flock to Closed Arizona Beaches in Support Trump’s “Resistance to Tyranny” Tweet
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While Al Sharpton Presses for Black V.P., Biden Asks: “What color ‘being qualified for a job’ is?”
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NYT Wins Pulitzer Prize for Objective Reporting, Declares Bankruptcy Next Day
NYT Wins Pulitzer Prize for Objective Reporting, Declares Bankruptcy Next Day by Maxwell Paddington May 4, 2020 NEW YORK, NY -- Yesterday, The Continue Reading
Biden Denies Sexual Assault Allegation: “I Love American Pie as Much as the Next Guy, but Never Met Tara Reid”
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Fort Hood COVID Cases Exceed STD Infections for the First Time Ever, Concerning Health Officials
Fort Hood COVID Cases Exceed STD Infections for the First Time Ever, Concerning Health Officials by Hugh Jashol May 3, 2020 Reported cases of Continue Reading
COVID Zombification of America: From Huddled Masses to Waddling Asses
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