by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The FBI announced it transferred custody of Hunter Biden's laptop to the U.S. Marshals Service yesterday Continue Reading
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Merriam-Webster Updates Entry on ‘Gaffe’ a Week Before Election
by Maxwell Paddington SPRINGFIELD, MA -- Merriam-Webster updated its definition and usage guidelines of the term "gaffe" to say its use is "widely Continue Reading
Social Justice Outrage Tentatively Rescheduled for After Election
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Public support for BLM waned in August as a result of riots across the country, as did support for Continue Reading
Psychiatrists Add “Trump Derangement Syndrome” to List of Depressive Disorders
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The American Psychiatric Association has added Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS) to the 5th edition of the Continue Reading
Trump’s Physicians Prescribe MSM Cleanse to Treat Covid
by Maxwell Paddington BETHESDA, MD. -- Doctors treating President Trump at Walter Reed National Military Medical Center have ordered a nation-wide Continue Reading
Tuesday’s “Presidential Debate” Actually 90-minute Zoloft Infomercial
by Maxwell Paddington CLEVELAND, OH -- Article 107 News recently confirmed that Tuesday's presidential debate was actually a Zoloft infomericial. Continue Reading
Asteroid Nearly Misses Earth, “Trump should have done more,” says Biden Campaign
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A bus-sized asteroid flew past Earth last week. The object, known as 2020 SW, streaked just 13,000 miles Continue Reading
Biden Prepares for Tonight’s Debate by Sparring with Several Heads of Cabbage
by Maxwell Paddington CLEVELAND, OH -- In preparation for tonight's Presidential debate at Case Western Reserve University and Cleveland Clinic in Continue Reading
BLM Announces Ideology is More “Groucho” than “Karl” Marx(ist)
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- BLM has continued to moderate its position on Marxism following the organization's website removing a Continue Reading
U.S. Army Activates PSYOP Social Justice Warrior Battalion
by Maxwell Paddington FORT BRAGG, NC -- Yesterday, Lt. Col. James Jones took command of the Army’s newest PSYOP Battalion, the 1st Social Justice Continue Reading