Entire US Marine Corps Deployed To Fight Cononavirus, After Scientists Discover Alcohol Kills It by Hugh Jashol The novel coronavirus is rampaging Continue Reading
Democrats Add “Trademark Infringement” To Trump Impeachment Over New “Space Force” Logo
Democrats Add "Trademark Infringement" To Trump Impeachment Over New "Space Force" Logo by Hugh Jashol Prospects of a Trump acquittal in the Continue Reading
CNN Decries Virginia Second Amendment Protest As “Worst Far-Right Extremism Ever”
CNN Decries Virginia Second Amendment Protest As "Worst Far-Right Extremism Ever" by Hugh Jashol (Richmond, VA) CNN anchors are in mourning after Continue Reading
WARNING: Far Right Groups Mass-Producing “FlintGlocks” for Virginia’s “Gun-Free” 2nd Amendment Boogaloo on MLK Day
WARNING: Far Right Groups Mass-Producing "FlintGlocks" for Virginia's "Gun-Free" 2nd Amendment Boogaloo on MLK Day by Hugh Jashol Far-right Continue Reading
Trump Expands Controversial Jobs Creation Program to Include Iran
Trump Expands Controversial Jobs Creation Program to Include Iran by Hugh Jashol Not content with creating the strongest economy and lowest Continue Reading
SpecOps New Year’s Eve “Bubble Party” with Hooters Girls Goes Terribly, Horribly, Wrong
SpecOps New Year's Eve "Bubble Party" with Hooters Girls Goes Terribly, Horribly, Wrong* by Hugh Jashol January 3, 2020 SAVANNAH, GA - A New Continue Reading
Army Ranger Hospitalized After “Having Balls Literally Smoked Off”
Army Ranger Hospitalized After "Having Balls Literally Smoked Off" by Raul Felix October 17, 2019 JOINT BASE LEWIS-McCORD - A U.S. Army Ranger Continue Reading
BOHICA: North Carolina National Guard “Blue Falcons” Its Soldiers
BOHICA: North Carolina National Guard "Blue Falcons" Its Soldiers by Hugh Jashol September 4, 2019 Highly placed officials at the North Continue Reading
Hurricane Dorian Avoids “Cockburn,” Still On Track To Plow into the Carolinas Raw and Hard
Hurricane Dorian Avoids “Cockburn,” Still On Track To Plow into the Carolinas Raw and Hard by Hugh Jashol September 1, 2019 SILVER SPRING, MD - Continue Reading
Cro-Dependa: A New Breed of Military Spouse
Cro-Dependa: A New Breed of Military Spouse by Connie Linguist August 21, 2019 The traditional Dependapotamus, the overweight, always-pregnant, Continue Reading