At Last! The World is Finally Awokening to Cancel Culture by Untactic Al Due to the outrage of a small percentage of the world population over Continue Reading
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Surgeon General Issues New Warning: Quitting U.S. News Media Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health
Surgeon General Issues New Warning: Quitting U.S. News Media Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health by Maxwell Paddington June 25, Continue Reading
Trump Designates U.S. News Organizations as Foreign Missions
Trump Designates U.S. News Organizations as Foreign Missions by Maxwell Paddington June 23, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Trump administration Continue Reading
U.S. Military Bases to be Renamed after Disney Princesses
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. (Pentagon) -- In an effort to increase government transparency, all U.S. military bases worldwide will be Continue Reading
Democrats Accused of Cultural Appropriation by “Insomniacs,” a New Far Left Movement
Democrats Accused of Cultural Appropriation by "Insomniacs," a New Far Left Movement by Maxwell Paddington June 10, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Continue Reading
2020 U.S. Census Abolishes Racial Demographics, Replaces “Race” with “American”
2020 U.S. Census Abolishes Racial Demographics, Replaces "Race" with "American" by Maxwell Paddington June 8, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a Continue Reading
Religious Services Now Permitted, After Identifying as “Social Justice Protests”
Religious Services Now Permitted, After Identifying as "Social Justice Protests" by Hugh Jashol June 8, 2020 TAMPA, FL -- It seems like just a Continue Reading
Mr. Biggles Revealed as “Defund the Police” Mastermind, Part of Plan to Install Adorable Fascist Regime
Mr. Biggles Revealed as "Defund the Police" Mastermind, Part of Plan to Install Adorable Fascist Regime by Maxwell Paddington June 7, Continue Reading
Supreme Court Designates Straight White Males a Protected Group
Supreme Court Designates Straight White Males a Protected Group by Maxwell Paddington June 5, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, the Supreme Continue Reading
World Health Organization Acknowledges “Violent Rioting” Totally Cures COVID-19, NC Public Health Officials Demonstrate Proper Self-Application
World Health Organization Acknowledges "Violent Rioting" Totally Cures COVID-19, NC Public Health Officials Demonstrate Proper Self-Application by Continue Reading