by Maxwell Paddington Not to be outdone by China, the U.S. has contracted with Lockheed Martin to produce a million 'Stealth Omicron' infections. Continue Reading
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COVID-19 Relief Bill Includes $10M for English Language Gender Studies Program
by Maxwell Paddington WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The latest Covid-19 relief bill includes $10M for a gender studies program aimed at assigning each word Continue Reading
New Army Study Shows Chaplains are Mostly Useless
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AOC Endorses Joe Biden as the Touchy-Feely Politician America Needs Right Now
AOC Endorses Joe Biden as the Touchy-Feely Politician America Needs Right Now by Maxwell Paddington April 23, 2020 WASHINGTON, D.C. - Continue Reading
Country Outraged to Learn Trump’s Military Hospital Ships Contain Only Motrin, Extra Socks
Country Outraged to Learn Trump’s Military Hospital Ships Contain Only Motrin, Extra Socks by Hugh Jashol NEW YORK, NY - Citizens across the Continue Reading
Lawsuits vs. Military Spouses Surge as the Dependapotamus Competes with Cro-Dependas for Resources
Lawsuits vs. Military Spouses Surge as the Dependapotamus Competes with Cro-Dependas for Resources by Untactic Al February 11, 2020 Newly Continue Reading
U.S. Navy Arms Submarines with Lasers to Counteract “Sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads.”
U.S. Navy Arms Submarines with Lasers to Counteract "Sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads." by Untactic Al February 7, Continue Reading
Archeologists Discover Ancient Roman S.H.A.R.P. Program had Mixed Results
Archeologists Discover Ancient Roman S.H.A.R.P. Program had Mixed Results by Untactic Al February 6, 2020. In late 2019 Italian Continue Reading
1st Veterinarian Special Operations Group “Extracts” Punxsutawney Phil’s Genetic Code to Aid in Weather Operations
1st Veterinarian Special Operations Group "Extracts" Punxsutawney Phil's Genetic Code to Aid in Weather Operations by Untactic Al February 3, Continue Reading