Crown Royal “Repurposing” Distilleries to Make Corona Masks by Hugh Jashol High school keg party staple Crown Royal whiskey has announced that it Continue Reading
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National Guard Members Supporting Corona Fight Thrilled to Learn They’re “Not the Military”
National Guard Members Supporting Corona Fight Thrilled to Learn They’re “Not the Military” by Hugh Jashol New York City mayor Bill DeBlasio has Continue Reading
COVID Casualty: Hooters Switches to Delivery-Only; Changes Name to “Knockers”
COVID Casualty: Hooters Switches to Delivery-Only; Changes Name to “Knockers” by Hugh Jashol Over the past month, the COVID-19 Chinese coronavirus Continue Reading
Government Employees Now “Not Working” from Home Instead of at Work
Government Employees Now "Not Working" from Home Instead of at Work by Hugh Jashol WASHINGTON, D.C. - Tens of thousands of "non-essential" Continue Reading
California is First State to Declare Itself a Coronavirus Sanctuary
California is First State to Declare Itself a Coronavirus Sanctuary by Maxwell Paddington March 20, 2020 SACRAMENTO, CA - California governor Continue Reading
Coronavirus Traced to Beer, Pizza and “Special” Garlic Dipping Sauce from Wuhan China
Coronavirus Traced to Beer, Pizza and "Special" Garlic Dipping Sauce from Wuhan China by Untactic Al March 16, 2020 Unless you are living in Continue Reading
Awkward Specialist Spends 4-Day Weekend in Barracks
Awkward Specialist Spends 4-Day Weekend in Barracks by Hugh Jashol February 15, 2020 FT. HOOD, TX - Saying that he was "totally cool" with Continue Reading
Valentine’s Day Ruined by Fort Bragg Prostitution Sting
Valentine's Day Ruined by Fort Bragg Prostitution Sting by Hugh Jashol February 14, 2020 FORT BRAGG, NC - Following up on earlier reports by Continue Reading
Lawsuits vs. Military Spouses Surge as the Dependapotamus Competes with Cro-Dependas for Resources
Lawsuits vs. Military Spouses Surge as the Dependapotamus Competes with Cro-Dependas for Resources by Untactic Al February 11, 2020 Newly Continue Reading
U.S. Navy Arms Submarines with Lasers to Counteract “Sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads.”
U.S. Navy Arms Submarines with Lasers to Counteract "Sharks with freaking laser beams on their heads." by Untactic Al February 7, Continue Reading